Things that make no sense

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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby davids cross on Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:48 pm

ageing hammer wrote:Waits for davids cross to come along and say.........my jokes


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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:03 pm

bubbles1966 wrote:Linda McCartney's "Fishless Fingers".

Aren't they are just fingers?


These are delicious Bubbs! I'm not sure how the compare to fish fingers but they are a great option for people who don't eat meat or fish. They do a great scampi substitute as well.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:36 am

I've managed to watch more NFL over the weekend than FA Cup football. :?
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby sendô on Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:24 am

The 5 day working week with 2 day weekend.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby sendô on Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:03 am

The word "cakewalk".
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Samba on Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:53 pm

Having your ears syringed with water because of wax build up & asking, "why does the wax build up"? & getting the answer, "because of getting water in your ears"...
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby warp on Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:07 pm

Samba wrote:Having your ears syringed with water because of wax build up & asking, "why does the wax build up"? & getting the answer, "because of getting water in your ears"...



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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby delbert on Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:38 pm

Eastbourne, why's it called that? Whilst it is to the east of the River Bourne (of Bournemouth fame) it's still no where near it, there's loads of towns between it and the river...........
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Rocketron on Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:45 pm

delbert wrote:Eastbourne, why's it called that? Whilst it is to the east of the River Bourne (of Bournemouth fame) it's still no where near it, there's loads of towns between it and the river...........

There is a river that flows under the town, most of the town is on the eastern side, Bourne is merely an Old English word for river.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby delbert on Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:26 pm

:thup: Cheers, makes sense now..........
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Nap on Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:41 am

Vegans
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby warp on Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:03 pm

Nap wrote:Vegans

agreed, always thought the grendizer baddies were a bit lame.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:19 pm

That tobacco is still sold in the UK.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby warp on Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:21 pm

^ or alcohol
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby S-H on Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:22 pm

^ And marijuana is illegal.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Puff Daddy on Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:06 pm

DasNutNock wrote:That tobacco is still sold in the UK.



If it were banned, where else do you think the exchequer will recover that tax revenue ?
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:13 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:If it were banned, where else do you think the exchequer will recover that tax revenue ?


Obesity tax.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Puff Daddy on Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:55 pm

DasNutNock wrote: [

Obesity tax.


But if you ban tobacco, there will be even more fat bastards around, or is that the general idea ?
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby sendô on Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:58 pm

That most non physically addictive recreational drugs are still illegal.
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Re: Things that make no sense

Postby Hammers Dad on Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:00 pm

DasNutNock wrote:That tobacco is still sold in the UK.

If it was discovered today, it would be banned
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