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Essex Dogging

Postby delbert on Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:09 pm

I suppose we could rate them out of 10 like the pub thread:

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-n ... op-2281256

Is there anywhere in Essex that doesn't have a local doggery?
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:16 pm

**** me ( pun ) it would be easier to list the places where it doesn't take place :D

It gives park and ride a whole new meaning :lol:
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:21 pm

Witham- In the bushes and trees by the disused toilet on the Chelmsford end of Witham.


That sentence just exudes class
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby DasNutNock on Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:26 pm

Who said romance is dead, eh?
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby sicknote on Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:36 pm

kelvedon hatch and ongar arent on that list, but should be, opposite the secret nuclear bunker entrance definately used to see some in out action there, and the road to stondon massey from ongar bridge always seemed to have cars with steamed up windows


but fair play to Loughton

they just do it in two popular roads
Loughton- Loughton and Epping new road.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Bend it like Repka on Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:12 am

Shouldn't this thread have been called...

You Wanna Know where to Shag in Cars?
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Puff Daddy on Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:10 am

Can anyone join in ?
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Clacton-ammer on Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:34 am

Puff Daddy wrote:Can anyone join in ?


I think that's the point Puffy :D

Good to see Clacton in there, the place they mention use to be for going to when you pull as a young un, now it seems you get blokes ****ing over your paintwork while you try to get your end away.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby woodgreenspur on Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:36 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
That sentence just exudes class

As does this one


Grays Davy Down- Opposite the traveller site, and by Sainsbury's.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby EvilC on Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:40 pm

Where is TristanShout when you need him?
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby sendô on Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:22 pm

I'm waiting for Ottsands to reappear.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby claretandblue82 on Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:51 pm

I though this was going to be about greyhound racing! :shock:
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Samba on Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:23 pm

I haven't even got a dog.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:14 pm

Love the fact they give full directions for Rettendon:

"Rettendon - On the old A130 road there are two stopping areas use the larger one park your car walk in to the field a little bit down the road"

Shag-Nav? :o

I obviously "pulled in" at the wrong stopping area........
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:03 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
That sentence just exudes class

woodgreenspur wrote:As does this one


Grays Davy Down- Opposite the traveller site, and by Sainsbury's.


Taste the Difference....
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Briggsy on Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:16 pm

I go for a beer at Fairlop Waters sometimes.....
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Samba on Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:19 pm

Briggsy wrote:I go for a beer at Fairlop Waters sometimes.....

Dirty devil..
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:23 pm

Do the Doggers mark the Performers out of 10 like in Strictly ?

I mean it's bad even being judged by your partner let alone a bunch of hairy arsed blokes up against your windows , talk about putting unnecessary pressure on yourself .


' Oh, sorry , dear , I don't know what it is , this sort of thing has never happened before . '
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby old fart on Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:36 pm

Oh dear, I helped found South woodham ferrers rugby club it's obviously gone down hill, the car park always was very dark
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:41 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:Do the Doggers mark the Performers out of 10 like in Strictly ?



Strictly come waanking :D
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