Essex Dogging

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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:29 pm

wow - few sites near where i live and i never even knew

i just assumed they were smoking weed in their cars
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby ottsands on Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:30 pm

sendô wrote:I'm waiting for Ottsands to reappear.


I felt the song of my people after a couple of years away.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:43 pm

He's back YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Welcome back mate :scarfer:
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:36 am

Welcome back sir!!
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby S-H on Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:42 am

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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Clacton-ammer on Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:45 am

:lol:

That fella has the best smell for grot/sex/deviances I have ever known...
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby sendô on Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:58 pm

ottsands wrote:I felt the song of my people after a couple of years away.

Bloody hell Otts, you're like a sexual deviant version of the candyman.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby last.caress on Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:09 pm

I thought that dirty hobbit had gone blind years ago from pulling at himself like a spider monkey.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby sendô on Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:53 pm

He's onto braille porn now days.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:32 am

ottsands wrote:I felt the song of my people after a couple of years away.


They should do a special Blue Planet or something. Hibernates years on end, rude stuff gets a mention on KUMB and he makes a rare appearance before going back into hibernation.,,
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:52 pm

ottsands wrote:
I felt the song of my people after a couple of years away.


:lol:

Amazing. Well played Otts.
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby ageing hammer on Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:05 pm

last.caress wrote:I thought that dirty hobbit had gone blind years ago from pulling at himself like a spider monkey.


You have to hand it to him :D
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby delbert on Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:08 pm

I'd rather not, plus I imagine he knows where it is well enough....... :D
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Re: Essex Dogging

Postby CMNinja on Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:05 pm

Typical that Clacton and Walton have them but Frinton doesn't - not even outside the gates. Can't believe the Naze is a dogging spot. Bastards!
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