A dog eleven

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A dog eleven

Postby Puff Daddy on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:01 am

As things are going to be quiet on here for the next two weeks. I think its time for a bit of light hearted relief. So here is something I've spent the past couple of days thinking about. I got the idea from 'The Sun
newspaper, which produces this sort of thing every Saturday

...................................................................Peter Bone tti.......................................................................


Mut Taylor.............Hayden Foxe hound..........David (Yorkshire) Terrier...............Spaniel Alves...............


.........................................................Doggy Jota....................Naby (A)k(e)ita.................................................


.............................................................................Paul Pugba.........................................................................


....................................Ray Pointer..............Emile Huskey................................Johan Cruffts.................



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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Moxy on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:13 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:14 am

Alan Ruff as sub keeper
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:15 am

St Bernard Lama as 3rd choice keeper
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby fjthegrey on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:16 am

Absolute catastrophe with your formatting there.

Good work with the dog theme though, some of our finest collective moments have had that basis.
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Whitters on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:31 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby swash on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:33 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:35 am

swash wrote:Carlton Collie


Outstanding
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:36 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby S-H on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:41 am

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Postby DM on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:46 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby vietnammer on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:51 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:52 am

Rosie Redknapp can be in charge of transfer negotiations
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby S-H on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:53 am

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby S-H on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:54 am

Monkey Mike wrote:Rosie Redknapp can be in charge of transfer negotiations


Karen Brady can be chairman...
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Tenbury on Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:59 am

..... " One Nil..To the Cock-a-Leg Boys ".... (Coat).
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Re: A dog eleven

Postby Monkey Mike on Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:00 pm

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby S-H on Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:01 pm

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby S-H on Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:04 pm

Bobby Madely could be the official ref.

Allegedly.

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Re: A dog eleven

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:05 pm

Didier DOGba
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