If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:04 pm

Ciao Joao Mario
ele toca no meio
bem vindo aqui
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:06 pm

I don’t believe it!
We needed a midfielder
So we got one in!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:36 pm

The March 10th March March
Left right up down on off on
I forgot the steps
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:09 pm

Real bad day March ten,
James Earl Ray, Sepp Blatter born,
also Bin Laden.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:01 pm

Ice crystals float down,
Eskimo have fifty words
for snow...thats snow joke.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:18 pm

I don’t believe it
Real West Ham Fans implode
Reputation shot.

No march tomorrow
We look like a bunch of plums
GSB funk off

Many fans are done
Won’t be renewing this year
Seats for the tourists

Enjoy your popcorn
Don’t forget binoculars
Or your Chelsea cap
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:38 pm

March's March delayed,
Were the ICF scared of
Anita Fifa?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:51 pm

Spring has sprung, but wait!
Is that sleet I see falling?
Chilly eggs Sunday.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:11 pm

I want to plant seeds
But the weather is so bad
I don't think they'll grow
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:09 pm

Image

Post Ziggy Bowie
was 45-years ago
It's "Aladdin Sane"
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:20 pm

Back ache hurts like hell,
All out of Cocodamol,
Self-medicate booze.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:42 pm

Arsene Wegner quits
22 years in London
17 trophies
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