If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:05 pm

Hey, it’s Friday night again and you losers are stuck here on the Snug. So as a regular Friday Night feature for all you lonely hearts, here’s more bad haiku. Can you do worse? I’m sure you can.

3 lines
5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables

My contribution tonight


On the Snug we post
Our dreary lives we lay bare
For all to see there
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Postby antony on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:07 pm

Im at home tonight
there is **** all on tv
so im on the snug
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Postby King Guy on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:30 pm

We elite soldiers
battle away through the night.
Boredom's lure threatens.
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Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:33 pm

i'm so ****ing bored
I cannot be arsed to ****
I'd like to die now
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:40 pm

rubbing my testes,
it feels so f*cking wicked,
pass me the kleenex :twisted:
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Postby King Guy on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:41 pm

You can't escape kumb.
When the snug fails to amuse:
General Discussion
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Postby Hammerted on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:44 pm

Jo and Cleo gone
Ugly Betty is now on
Man I need a piss
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:47 pm

general discussion?
but its so prim and proper
cant natter bout tits
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Postby King Guy on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:51 pm

What is your best side?
I just looked in the mirror
My right side is best.
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:07 pm

roastbeefandcustard wrote:general discussion?
but its so prim and proper
cant natter bout tits


The mods they rule there
Censorship they dispense it
The Snug defies them
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Postby King Guy on Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:09 pm

I have a headache
I should really go to sleep
But clubbing awaits
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:59 pm

The Snug I look at
What will the Gibbins post here
More blather I fear
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Postby King Guy on Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:03 pm

How to spell Gibbens:
G-I-B-B-I-N-S
He's well pedantic
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Postby antony on Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:04 pm

King Guy wrote:How to spell Gibbens:
G-I-B-B-I-N-S
He's well pedantic


We have a winner :lol:
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Postby Hammerted on Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:55 pm

I played golf today
Swung like a fcukin retard
Why do I bother?
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:02 pm

Hammerted wrote:I played golf today
Swung like a fcukin retard
Why do I bother?


At golf I do suck
For all the first eighteen holes
But not the nineteenth
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:00 pm

Laffers is going out
There, to look for love no doubt
Thinks he will strike out
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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:05 pm

how many fish in
a bag of frozen ducklings
big ones small ones eight



:lol:
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Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:05 pm

Tonight, i drink beer
Bird's over later, i fear
At least I can leer
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Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:05 pm

Philosophical Dan wrote:Tonight, i drink beer
Bird's over later, i fear
At least I can leer


Sorry, that was f cking sh te.
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