If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:55 pm

Lumped the mortgage on
Lukaku First Goalscorer
5pm - can't wait
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri May 05, 2017 7:02 pm

Done my back again,
Getting kids bikes out the shed
Thank f*** for Codeine
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri May 05, 2017 11:28 pm

Happy drunkenness
Following beating the Spuds
On a Friday night
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Sat May 06, 2017 12:05 am

Helter-skelter game
then little Jewel bags one,
Spurs go home in tears.

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri May 12, 2017 10:34 pm

We'll draw our last two
and we'll finish mid-table.
Roll on next season.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:05 am

Its been a good while
Since I did a bad haiku
Good to be back
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:42 am

Beginning with R
Interesting departure
Pezza is a tease
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:21 am

This thread is still here?
Don't think I've done one of these
I've ****ed it, ain't I?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:33 pm

Smile at summers news,
Angelo to twenty two,
Ogbonna, you star!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:45 pm

Summer in full flow
Paint the decking tomorrow
Bet it's gonna rain.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:20 pm

Friday evening starts
with Strongbow Cloudy and then
drifts into stupor
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:19 pm

OJ gets freedom
One wonders what he"ll do next
Reality show?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:21 pm

Can someone answer,
how many syllables are
in Arnautović?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:32 am

I can answer that:
The name Arnautovic has
just four syllables
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:18 pm

Hiroshima Day –
I believe there must be bones
Under the paved street


(From Irish Times 6/8/17)
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby WCpete on Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:50 pm

First domino has
Fallen. It's now or never
Sullie. WRITE THAT CHECK!
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