If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:47 pm

Dunking my hobnobs
In my cold white zinfandel
God bless Harambe
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:41 am

I hope your hobnobs
Feel better very soon mate
Maybe try Savlon?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:57 pm

Autumn, the season
where haiku serves its purpose
Riot of colour
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:04 am

Haiku is for Spring
The apple blossom falling
Come on you Irons
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:02 am

Haiku is for spring
But Friday is for haiku
Been there, got slated
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:37 pm

The poor stay poor, the
rich get rich, thats how it goes...
everybody knows.

RIP a real poet.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:12 pm

The poor stay poor and
Donald Trump gets elected
What is going on?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:15 am

Sakho with a brace,
Zaza subbed on and scores too.
Put my house on it?


Black Friday - Sully's
looking for deals on Kodak
telly strikers now.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:23 pm

Fletcher starts for once,
Goes on to score a hat trick,
Zaza benched for good.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:33 pm

Poorer of the Mancs
whose 'theatre' no longer daunts
will quake on Sunday
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:56 pm

Christmas is coming
The goose is getting chubby
We'll lose on Sunday
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:34 pm

Thread was going to
Fall off the end pretty soon
Want to rescue it
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:46 pm

He comes like a knight
in shining armour to save
the old haiku thread
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:47 am

Payet has now gone
Please step up Andre Ayew
Shame about Carroll
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby europeanscum on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:01 pm

i don't want to work
I'm beginning to think now
cold beer at the pub
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:11 pm

Dull old Saturday
No West Ham until Monday
Then bloody Chelsea
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Lovejoy2 on Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:28 pm

vietnammer wrote:Dull old Saturday
No West Ham until Monday
Then bloody Chelsea


At least your weekend won't be ruined, I hate Saturday's without West Ham but it means I can relax a little more!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby North Devon Hammer on Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:40 pm

wife's asleep on sofa
Got some beers cooling in fridge
Tip toeing out now
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:43 pm

Oh no she isn't!
Take your time drinking those beers
There's quite a queue here
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby North Devon Hammer on Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:13 pm

Ever seen my wife?
Think Russian discus thrower
She'd eat you alive
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