If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:30 pm

No inspiration
to keep Haiku thread alive.
Do it anyway
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:29 am

Game of the season,
Relegate the sheep shaggers,
Then buy Sigurdsson.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:46 pm

My bum squeaks because
Sat's big season decider
hangs like a dark cloud.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:55 pm

Now that spring is here
The blossom is falling down
Hope we don't also
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:19 pm

Time is running out
Like the follicles of Slav
We need a bigwig
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:21 pm

A win tomorrow
and the mood will change fully.
Take a chill pill maaaaaan.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:54 pm

Jesus gave his life
so that we could post haikus
on Thursday instead
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:56 pm

The sky turned black, torn.
'Why hast thou forsaken me?'
Slaven asked the Daves.

'We haven't, son,' they
replied through the usual
media outlets.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:31 am

Flying home today
The holiday is over
Greyness beckons us.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:25 pm

Up at 5am
The long drive to Sunderland
Why oh why oh why
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby DrVenk on Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:40 pm

No relegation
No european battle
So boring, innit
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:51 pm

I'm drinking cider.
Inebriating cider.
Best not s*t myself.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:57 pm

Wish I was drinking
Sworn off till Sunday though when
Missus goes to gig
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby North Devon Hammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:34 pm

Working tomorrow
Have to rely on Match thread
Please be positive
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:29 pm

Too many sherbets
on a school night isn't good.
Guts are in turmoil.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:56 pm

Next up - Everton.
Ten quid on Lukaku to
score sounds sensible.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:33 pm

Got an odd feeling
That we will win tomorrow
When least expected
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Apr 21, 2017 5:54 pm

Beg the Universe
to break all its cosmic laws
and let us beat them.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:15 pm

Today is gonna
Be the day that I'm gonna
Throw it back to you
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby North Devon Hammer on Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:36 pm

Lukaku is good
but I've put the curse on him
Off injured first half.
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