If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri May 27, 2016 10:27 pm

The FOBTs are rigged
Stick to bets on horse racing
Your profits will rise :thup:
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:43 pm

It's Friday, poets -
we're short on the bad haiku.
Drop those syllables.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:51 pm

Big fan of Sakho
but too many negatives
Sale swells transfer pot
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:00 pm

Lifetime's dream fulfilled
watching spring football with the
Green And White Army

:scarfer:

Look on with pride and
observe the sons of Ulster
marching towards the Seine.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:32 pm

For seventeen years
fat cat Blatter got fatter
**** should be in jail
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:51 pm

Ten years since I got
married at the Boleyn Ground
Such a happy day
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby WestHamByTheSea on Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:49 pm

Wizzo 66

He's getting hitched tomorrow

Top day in Bournemouth!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:59 am

We are in Europe -
by 'we' I mean The Hammers -
now the UK's not.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:06 am

Glastonbury Muse
Wimbledon Murray will lose
Referendum blues
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:29 pm

Brexit vote complete
Now it's time for the fun part
Recriminations
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:03 pm

UK is now free
No more Brussels Eurocrats
Haiku when we want
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:17 pm

Where be that haiku?
I know where it be. It be
up yon wurzel tree.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:32 pm

I be after 'ee
Now 'ee sees I and I sees
'ee, buggered if I

Don't get him, with a
Gurt big stick I'll knock him down
Haiku, I'll 'ave 'ee
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:41 pm

Junco Partner wrote:Look on with pride and
observe the sons of Ulster
marching towards the Seine.


I'm sorry Juncs mate
but you really haven't got
the hang of this yet


Well done, though :thup:
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:01 pm

Transfer thread meltdown
Make your ****ing mind up son
BACCAl YES or no?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:34 pm

Bacca may roll up
We hope he will be smokin'
Fag end of career?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:41 pm

Hopes fade so quickly,
because we've no damn full-backs,
and no striker too.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:06 pm

Positivity
battles disillusionment.
Welcome, new season!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:31 pm

My fit workcolleague
I fancy has friendzoned me
What should I do now? :(
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:43 pm

richard99cook wrote:My fit workcolleague
I fancy has friendzoned me
What should I do now? :(

Just shag her, stupid.
I don't know what friendzone is,
just shag her stupid
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