If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby richard99cook on Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:03 am

southbrishammer wrote:Just shag her, stupid.
I don't know what friendzone is,
just shag her stupid


If only it were
that simple, she's amazing
not sure she likes me?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Collison Theory on Sat Jul 30, 2016 3:38 pm

richard99cook wrote:My fit workcolleague
I fancy has friendzoned me
What should I do now? :(


So you appear,
Like a lover not a friend,
You must flirt- be clear!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:38 pm

Strange feeling last night,
No beer at a house-warming?
What's that all about!!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:27 pm

I see the problem:
You went to the wrong house, mate.
The do was next door
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:01 pm

How much for Pogba?
Are you havin' a laugh, mate?
Not worth nine Payets.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:59 pm

A new season starts
Pundits say no surprises
But what do they know?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:42 pm

Friday afternoon
brings its own special challenge:
Syllabication
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:01 pm

Ashton, Baldock, Cole
Carroll, Sahko, Ayew, Christ!
Injuries frustrate!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby sendô on Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:53 pm

Looks like it's going
To piss down all saturday
I'm gonna get soaked.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:15 pm

break from Olympics
electrocardiograph
zero Pointless score
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:07 pm

New card was promised,
paper ticket on doormat,
sort it out West Ham!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:35 pm

Boy this place has changed
Where are the Dutch Lesbians
And Ginger Johns Knob?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:31 pm

Goodbye to Europe
Maybe try again next year
Or the year after
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:51 pm

Zaza Zaza Za
za Zaza Zaza Zaza
Zaza Zaza bins
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Sep 02, 2016 7:43 pm

Window shuts, schools open,
Sixteen fridays to Christmas,
kiss summer goodbye.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:36 pm

Really should go to bed
There's no time for bad haiku
When sleep beckons me.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:30 pm

This Haiku is bad,
In the spirit of this thread.
What more can I say?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:03 pm

Pissing out my bum
for two days straight now has been
deeply unpleasant.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:18 pm

Dozen Corona's
and a curry on the way
Fridays? I **** 'em
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:46 pm

I have a question:
Why no haiku for four weeks?
Are you bored of it?
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