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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:10 pm

Philosophical Dan wrote:
Philosophical Dan wrote:Tonight, i drink beer
Bird's over later, i fear
At least I can leer


Sorry, that was f cking sh te.


It meets the criteria of Bad Haiku :D
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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:13 pm

purple claret grape
a no colour for jeans mate
unless your a gimp
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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:19 pm

six years tomorrow
Ive been married to my wife
six years tut grumble
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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:20 pm

romantic meal tut
cant meet up for snug drink tut
grumble grumble tut
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:27 pm

‘tis valentines day
coming up soon it will be
I should grow roses
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Postby hawkins_hammer on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:31 pm

Cant afford tonight
But a friend is coming down today
i need to look cool
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Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:33 pm

Had a dump today,
Then I had another one.
My arse hurts a bit.
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Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:38 pm

player at palace
cuckold from previous job
charlton won't survive

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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:40 pm

bog roll in the fridge
eases pain around the ring
calms and soothes the sting
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Postby Sauce! on Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:04 pm

We are going down
Pardew left us in the ****
Curbs just keeps us there

:cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:01 am

Watford tomorrow,
if we lose we're ****ed
come on you irons!
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:40 pm

The Sung Football Match
What will be the result be?
Hernias I see
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Postby Hammerted on Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:00 pm

Indian for tea
Proper rangoon ring stinger
My arse is ablaze
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Postby Sauce! on Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:06 pm

No game tomorrow
Pissyfuckingshittywank
At least we won't lose
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Postby blueboleyn on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:35 pm

I am happy now
The bad mood has just lifted
Lets open the vodka



Did i get it right, my 1st attempt?!
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:41 pm

blueboleyn wrote:I am happy now
The bad mood has just lifted
Lets open the vodka



Did i get it right, my 1st attempt?!


Very good

Technically the last line has 6 syllables instead of five but as it’s your first attempt you get a 10 out of 10.
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Postby blueboleyn on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:44 pm

Image
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Postby vietnammer on Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:12 pm

Jimothyjimjaroo wrote:bog roll in the fridge
eases pain around the ring
calms and soothes the sting


Drinking beer
We eat foreign muck
Wasabe San opens the third eye
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:23 pm

vietnammer wrote:
Jimothyjimjaroo wrote:bog roll in the fridge
eases pain around the ring
calms and soothes the sting


Drinking beer
We eat foreign muck
Wasabe San opens the third eye


Curry for me tonight
Vindaloo, boy it is hot
The bog will be busy
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Postby IRON4EVA on Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:49 pm

I am f*cking skint
So i'm staying in tonight
How boring is that.
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