If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Postby Rio on Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:07 pm

Linda Lusardi
Went on Safari
In a Ferrari
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Postby Royston: Republic d'Essex on Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:29 pm

Rio wrote:Linda Lusardi
Went on Safari
In a Ferrari


Is that an Unlikely Celebrity Rhyming TV Show Format?

A rhyming Haiku?
Nude safari bean flicker
Linda, I like you!
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Postby Gnome on Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:56 pm

Here is a warning
Upton Girlie's In Dublin
Ireland be afraid.
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:39 pm

We’ve a new poster
The Snuggler is what he’s called
More nonsense for all
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Postby JoeySweets on Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:25 pm

What is going on?
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Postby JoeySweets on Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:28 pm

Never mind that post
I get it now the format
this is a poem?
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:54 pm

JoeySweets wrote:Never mind that post
I get it now the format
this is a poem?


Joey Sweets is here
A fast pick up is he not?
Welcome to Haiku
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Postby Gnome on Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:43 pm

Gnome wrote:Here is a warning
Upton Girlie's In Dublin
Ireland be afraid.


UPDATED FOLLOWING A FED UP TEXT FROM UPTON GIRLIE:

Stranded at Stansted
Dublin is hours away
Girlie's not amused!
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:58 pm

Gnome wrote:
Gnome wrote:Here is a warning
Upton Girlie's In Dublin
Ireland be afraid.


UPDATED FOLLOWING A FED UP TEXT FROM UPTON GIRLIE:

Stranded at Stansted
Dublin is hours away
Girlie's not amused!


Guinness is waiting
Dublin lads are waiting to
Will UG get some?
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Postby antony on Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:09 pm

It's friday evening
Im gonna have a few beers
and get very drunk :pissed:
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:18 pm

antony wrote:It's friday evening
Im gonna have a few beers
and get very drunk :pissed:


Not too much new then
A brew or two will be had
Headache tomorrow?
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Postby blueboleyn on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:50 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:
Gnome wrote:
Gnome wrote:Here is a warning
Upton Girlie's In Dublin
Ireland be afraid.


UPDATED FOLLOWING A FED UP TEXT FROM UPTON GIRLIE:

Stranded at Stansted
Dublin is hours away
Girlie's not amused!


Guinness is waiting
Dublin lads are waiting to
Will UG get some?


:lol:
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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:33 pm

Stuck indoors no beer
Bottle of red blossom hill
That ll have to do
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:33 pm

Thank God it’s Friday
This week has been a real bitch
Beers for all tonight!

{everyone runs from office waving their hands over the head as if there were no consequences}
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Postby vietnammer on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:39 pm

Friday afternoon finish
Cider and internet
Not married







(Hincidentally - it'd be complicated, but couldn't there be a musical accompaniment you could choose for some threads? This one is screaming out for Koto - playing)
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:43 pm

vietnammer wrote:Friday afternoon finish
Cider and internet
Not married







(Hincidentally - it'd be complicated, but couldn't there be a musical accompaniment you could choose for some threads? This one is screaming out for Koto - playing)


A plea for music
Accompaniment would be cool
Gnome, can we get this?
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Postby King Guy on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Just had an asprin
Wish I hadn't woken up
I think I might vom
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Postby Gnome on Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:23 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:
vietnammer wrote:Friday afternoon finish
Cider and internet
Not married







(Hincidentally - it'd be complicated, but couldn't there be a musical accompaniment you could choose for some threads? This one is screaming out for Koto - playing)


A plea for music
Accompaniment would be cool
Gnome, can we get this?


Re Florida's plea
Gnome is thinking about it
Computer says "no".
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:34 pm

Its Antony’s day
Who the f**k knows why that is
Maybe he’ll get laid
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Postby antony on Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:20 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:Its Antony’s day
Who the f**k knows why that is
Maybe he’ll get laid


**** all chance of that
Im staying in this evening
Just me and my hand :lol:
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