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Postby Jimothyjimjaroo on Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:25 pm

had two pints played darts
stuck indoors, kids gone to bed
1,2,3,4,5
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:07 pm

Snuggers have been bad
They’ve been posting naughty pics
UTJ is mad
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Postby Standen Delivers on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:58 pm

A game of Cluedo
With a large breasted nympho
Let her win, bingo!


This could equally belong in the 'what's everyone
up to tonight thread' and we'll actually be playing Scrabble
but I'm sure you catch my drift.

:wink:
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Postby Gnome on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:37 pm

Gnome was stuck indoors
Had lunch with Upton Girlie
Feels better now - thanks!
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Postby King Guy on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:53 pm

i know a moron
he likes playing **** tunes loud.
he is my flatmate.
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:25 pm

Let’s get started early today

Elections are here
BILR for Laffers
Vote for the Gibbins
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Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:28 pm

Done **** all today
Thinking about sunday's fight
Brown trousers moment
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:37 pm

I love Fridays so mush
Saturdays are nice as well
Let the boozing commence
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Postby antony on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:39 pm

Don't vote for Laffers
He would decimate the snug
Vote for Antony 8-)
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Postby Sauce! on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:54 pm

Breakfast: egg, bacon
Sausage, beans, mushrooms and toast
Burp! What's for dinner
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Postby coxy on Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:56 pm

It's a good idea
If you vote coxinator
He has love for all
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Postby Royston: Republic d'Essex on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:15 pm

I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:17 pm

it is thirty three
and that is sat in the shade
what's your weather like? :lol:
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:19 pm

Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:36 pm

roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!


Monkey see then do
If Monkey getting spunky
Who was he watching?
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Postby Royston: Republic d'Essex on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:40 pm

roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!


You're being sarky,
'Bout primate hierarchy,
Monkeys do bukkake!
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Postby roastbeefandcustard on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:48 pm

Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:
roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!


You're being sarky,
'Bout primate hierarchy,
Monkeys do bukkake!


Cor! Mother! Blimey!
Bukkake made him slimey!
Tastes funny grimey!
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Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:54 pm

roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:
roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!


You're being sarky,
'Bout primate hierarchy,
Monkeys do bukkake!


Cor! Mother! Blimey!
Bukkake made him slimey!
Tastes funny grimey!


Bold Monkey again
takes Royston jumping away,
compelled to come back
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Postby Upton Mark. on Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:55 pm

roastbeefandcustard wrote:it is thirty three
and that is sat in the shade
what's your weather like? :lol:


Will tell you Monday
Off to Aussie on Sunday
Cannot ****ing wait !! :lol: :pissed:
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Postby Sauce! on Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:01 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:
roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:
roastbeefandcustard wrote:
Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I've got a monkey
Whose fur is looking spunky
Likes Kit Kat Chunky.


Does he smell funky?
it comes from being spunky!
Dirty c*nt monkey!


You're being sarky,
'Bout primate hierarchy,
Monkeys do bukkake!


Cor! Mother! Blimey!
Bukkake made him slimey!
Tastes funny grimey!


Bold Monkey again
takes Royston jumping away,
compelled to come back


Monkey likes wanky
See the state of his hanky
Take that, damn Yankee!
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