If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:07 pm

Welcome to Russia.
We have, how you say “ultras”
They beat you hard, yes?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:57 pm

Only bad omen
Vuvuzelas have returned
Hate the b*stard things
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:27 pm

It’s oh so quiet
On the transfer news today
Something must be close...
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:23 pm

I'm so bored today
Anyone fancy a pint?
If so, come to Briz.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:26 pm

The big question is
Fredericks: three syllables?
Or is Fredericks two?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:24 pm

Balbuena, Wyltsheer,
Anderson, Perez, Sanchez,
Fabianski, Fred.....
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:17 pm

Birthday tomorrow
Looks like nothing happening
Just another day
:cry:
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:43 pm

Birthday yesterday,
Had to work and kids played up
Got good presents though
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:41 pm

I'm done for this week
Only one more thing to do
Go home, drink cider
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:06 pm

August not yet gone,
our hopefulness has fallen
before autumn's leaves.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:52 pm

Some sort in the pub
In Mexican fancy dress:
Muy caliente
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:02 pm

Think I might throw up
Where's all that tequila gone?
No one cares: sideboob
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby CMNinja on Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:36 pm

Another three goals
would make for a fine weekend.
Come on you Irons.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:49 pm

Mid-winter wind blows,
but Pellers delivers joy,
that warms our tired souls.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby only1post on Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:29 am

Adjudication
Has Junco Partner ***** up
Third line, five or six?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:30 am

Haiku not rigid,
it springs fluid from the heart,
limitless and free.

Why bring us down with
bourgeoisie rules, are you 'The
Man', solo post man?
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