FAC3: West Ham Utd 0-5 Manchester City (06/01/17)

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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby fjthegrey on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:31 am

Spiderman and his mate were the absolute highlight of the night, but only the real fans, who stayed till the bitter end got to see it.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Elmo'sIronBorn on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:33 am

The Boleyn Hound wrote:Oh Christina Daily, you are the love of my life..

He's here he's there, he's every ****ing where, John moncur, John moncur

You put your left leg in, your left leg out...

Let's pretend we've scored a goal.

Billy Bonds/johnny lyals/Greenwood's claret and blue army

Super, super Tom, super Tommy repka

Block 130 was determined to enjoy ourselves tonight. Proper West Ham atmosphere whilst losing 4 and 5-0


Put the rest of the pin drop to shame!!! :crest:
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Claretdave on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:34 am

Gazzaloz wrote:
Damn you Claretdave, pasties had just sold out as I got there.
Highlight of the night was Spider-Man and his mate.


Sorry. I remember thinking "**** the diet" as I stood on the escalator.

I missed my wife's birthday for this........ :(
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby nicko on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:34 am

Yet another truly awful game to watch.
For a moment I thought we would come back at them in the second half like we did at their ground for the opening game.
How wrong was I.
Any way it could be worse, I could be a Spurs fan.
Right I'm off to shag the missus other wise I'm gonna ****ing fight someone after that performance.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Elmo'sIronBorn on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:35 am

fjthegrey wrote:Spiderman and his mate were the absolute highlight of the night, but only the real fans, who stayed till the bitter end got to see it.


Double men of the match!!
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Beavis Danzig on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:36 am

fjthegrey wrote:Spiderman and his mate were the absolute highlight of the night, but only the real fans, who stayed till the bitter end got to see it.


who was the orange bloke? couldn't make it out from 113.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby fjthegrey on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:39 am

I was around 130 so could really see either, only spiderman.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Iron-on-transfer on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:40 am

sjb958 wrote:Hearing that the doors were locked AGAIN tonight with supporters struggling to get out of the ground.

Probably Bare-on-arse Brady instructed them beforehand not to let anyone go early as the BBC were there and it would be bad for the 'brand' to see people streaming out. I personally always stay to the bitter end but it's that good an experience for some punters that they've gotta physically cage some of the people in now.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Rasp on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:40 am

fjthegrey wrote:Spiderman and his mate were the absolute highlight of the night, but only the real fans, who stayed till the bitter end got to see it.

Was definitely a pen. haha.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby jaymac on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:45 am

Left early today for the first time in 60 years. Not sure if I want to go back again. I have seen some lows, over the years but never seen so many players hiding and covering their own backsides. Obviously no one is listening to Slav and I'm not sure he has any answers anyway.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby nicko on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:46 am

The Boleyn Hound wrote:Oh Christina Daily, you are the love of my life..

He's here he's there, he's every ****ing where, John moncur, John moncur

You put your left leg in, your left leg out...

Let's pretend we've scored a goal.

Billy Bonds/johnny lyals/Greenwood's claret and blue army

Super, super Tom, super Tommy repka

Block 130 was determined to enjoy ourselves tonight. Proper West Ham atmosphere whilst losing 4 and 5-0


Nice one hound, you just reminded me of the atmosphere when we lost 4-0 to Forest in '91, conger lines, chicken run chant, class.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Rasp on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:48 am

Thought we wer getting on top before the pen, was it a pen.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Sir_Trevor on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:53 am

Rasp wrote:Thought we wer getting on top before the pen, was it a pen.


3-1 against among the BBC pundits. only Lampard thought it was. I said in the thread during the game that, if you watch it from behind, you can see Zabaleta trip himself up by putting his toe under his heel.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Cardiff here we come..... on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:54 am

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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby noblecause on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:54 am

Never a pen (the City one or the Spider-Man one). Couldn't make out who his mate was either and it was right in front of us! He had orange legs, but appeared to have not been able to get his top on in time or something! Definite highlight of the match and as said previously, a finger up to all the early leavers.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby Gabers on Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:54 am

Was never a penalty and agree we were in it but then total capitulation... I've personally had enough this season is dead to me

I would like to see Sullivan Gold and Brady all gone by Monday!
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby nicko on Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:07 am

Sir_Trevor wrote:3-1 against among the BBC pundits. only Lampard thought it was. I said in the thread during the game that, if you watch it from behind, you can see Zabaleta trip himself up by putting his toe under his heel.


When you say Lampard that wouldn't be big fat Frank would it?

10 Men Couldn't Carry (CARRY)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (C**T)
10 Men, 9 Men, 8 Men, 7 Men, 6 Men, 5 Men, 4 Men, 3 Men, 2 men, 1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard

BIG FAT, BIG FAT FRANK
BIG FAT, BIG FAT FRANK
BIG FAT, BIG FAT FRANK
BIG FAT FRANKIE LAMPARD
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby arlhe on Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:17 am

I had a great evening. The football was incidental.
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby PortCityIron on Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:23 am

Top drawer stuff here. Almost makes it all worth it :P

https://youtu.be/gwquoWTdC7U
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Re: West Ham United V Manchester City: Match Thread

Postby E13whu on Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:26 am

Worst performance since forest bossed our 2nd string, Carrol, Reid are truly playing for our badge others are on the cusp but where the f do we go from here.
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