West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (31/03/18)

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West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (31/03/18)

Postby Vic_Watson on Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:44 am

A bit early, I know, but I can't help wondering if the appointment of Hughes is a good thing or a bad thing as far as we're concerned. The kind of guy who could whip a bunch of underachievers into shape?
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:32 pm

West Ham 1 Southampton 46

Our goal will be an own goal by Jeff Kenna

We'll sign him to be our right winger next season in the Championship, playing at Terence McMillan Stadium, still with a running track.

I ****ing hate our ****ing owners.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby iLoveLasagne on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:36 pm

I have nicked this from Saintsweb.

Here is his record:

Blackburn: 15th, 6th, 10th, 7th

Man City: 10th, 6th (didn't finish season)

Fulham: 8th

QPR: 17th, 20th (didn’t finish season - club went down despite binning him in November)

Stoke: 9th, 9th, 9th, 13th (three points off 8th)

I think it is an average to decent record taking everything into consideration. I think they will get at least a point.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby The Gibbins on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:41 pm

Jeff Kenna :lol:
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby iLoveLasagne on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:43 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:West Ham 1 Southampton 46

Our goal will be an own goal by Jeff Kenna

We'll sign him to be our right winger next season in the Championship, playing at Terence McMillan Stadium, still with a running track.

I ****ing hate our ****ing owners.

Ah Jeff Kenna, Ken Monkou, Neil Shipperley....Tbh that is when my love for West Ham, football and the Premiership peaked. In those days you'd be able to recognise and name every single player from every team. In those days I'd even tune into a Ford Monday Night Football featuring Coventry v QPR.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Pop Robson on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:43 pm

1-1 with a very late equaliser from a set piece for one of the 2 teams

Hammer Blow or Hughes Hammered predicted headlines
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby HalfTimePie on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:47 pm

I really can't see us losing this game, even knowing how bad we are.

So that being said I think it will be West Ham London 0 - 2 Southampton
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby rottiel on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:51 pm

Winner stays up..
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Puff Daddy on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:53 pm

If we cant beat a Mark Hughes team then there really is no hope for us. I wonder what saints fans think of this appointment, to hire a guy who got his former team one league position worse than just the team he has joined ?
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby DorsetSaint on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:54 pm

Greetings from a Saints fan.
Can I just say that regarding much of the off field nonsense surrounding your ownwers/stadium most Saints fans feel for, and agree with much of the angst expressed. We also have serious suspicions regarding our new majority shareholder. Makes me all nostalgic for the days of gentleman fans and local sewage works owners running football clubs. Our stadium is pretty souless but at least it's a football stadium.

Despite ridding ourselves of the most inept manager (nice chap though) we've had for many a year most down here are not positive about this game. If you lot aren't up for it now you never will be, meanwhile our players still seem to think it's preseason. Austin's probally out having drinkies with Carroll, we have a centre half who doesn't like heading the ball and our "flair" player has the brain of a hamster. Sparky's arrival is about 3 months too late and probally the wrong bloke anyway. Most of all player investment has been a joke (sound familiar :wink: ) with any other half decent players making it clear they're off soon.

So good luck (after this game) and I hope we're not playing each other in the Champ' again next season.

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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Carlton'sGoal on Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:59 pm

DorsetSaint wrote:Austin's probally out having drinkies with Carroll.


Put your house on him scoring and running over to the chairmen pointing at his knee.

Actually, is he still injured?
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby DorsetSaint on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:04 pm

Actually, is he still injured?


Yes, he keeps making the mistake of running, buggers him every time.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby TheHandOfDog on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:11 pm

This could be anything but they will do the right thing which is to sit back and wait for the fans to get restless, I predict another 3-0, the players are going to be ****ting themselves.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Ferret on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:14 pm

Bad news is Saints sacked their manager before our fixture with them.

Good news is theyve appointed Hughes... :scarfer:
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Nick Sneddon on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:21 pm

Carlton'sGoal wrote:Actually, is he still injured?


hes back after the international break
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby James P on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:31 pm

They couldn’t score for toffee at the start of the season and put three past us. I’d take a draw.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby Iron George on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:37 pm

Vic_Watson wrote:A bit early, I know, but I can't help wondering if the appointment of Hughes is a good thing or a bad thing as far as we're concerned. The kind of guy who could whip a bunch of underachievers into shape?


More a question of whether Moyes can whip our squad of under achievers into shape after the jolly up in Miami.
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Re: Southampton Match Thread

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:38 pm

thankfully i am in cornwall for this one so will miss the match - although gutted i will be missing us storm the boardroom, so i will have to do it against stoke instead
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Re: West Ham United v Southampton Match Thread

Postby trevshead10may1980 on Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:16 pm

I just hope Moyes has the sense to actually start with a striker for this one, otherwise we are doomed.
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Re: West Ham United v Southampton Match Thread

Postby hammerman11 on Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:26 pm

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