West Ham Utd 3-1 Everton (13/05/18)

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West Ham Utd 3-1 Everton (13/05/18)

Postby Samba on Fri May 11, 2018 4:01 am

Sunday 13th May k/o 3pm

Ok, I know the excitement's almost too much but here it is, the last game of the PL, 17/18 season.
I want revenge for one of our worst results (4-0), this season.
After ManU Thursday night, this equally has got 0-0, written all over it, but you never know.

Bring on the summer! :crest: :scarfer:
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby goa127 on Fri May 11, 2018 5:16 am

Will both sets of fans be singing F*** off Sam Alladyce\?
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby simon hammer on Fri May 11, 2018 5:21 am

Quite possibly the least interesting end of season game we have had. Two dull, negative teams managed by two dull, negative dinosaurs. The players can't wait for it to be over and won't want to go on their exotic holidays carrying an injury.

I predict there will be circa 40,000 watching a dull 0-0.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Colours never run on Fri May 11, 2018 5:24 am

Has there ever been 2 dour managers facing each other with uncertain futures on the last game of the season with neither fanbase exactly overjoyed by the thought of them staying on..

This could go down as 1 of Footballs biggest ironies by producing a rip snorter of a game ending 5-5. :raver:
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby DaveWHU1964 on Fri May 11, 2018 7:06 am

Always cracks me up to hear non professionals dismissing those who have made professional lives for themselves in this game for decades, let alone years.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby MD_HM on Fri May 11, 2018 7:35 am

Isn’t there about 10m up for grabs in league places for us?

Sullivan will be picking the team this week and I’d expect Carroll AND Arnautovic to start... dizzy heights for us :D
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Georgee Paris on Fri May 11, 2018 7:45 am

Really don’t think I can be bothered.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby hammerman11 on Fri May 11, 2018 7:54 am

Adrian
rice ogbonna cresswell
zab noble kouyate mario masuaka
arnie lanzini

subs trott fernandez cullen obiang hughill carroll browne

2-0 hammers arnie lanzini

onto summer and a new manager hopefully
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Coops on Fri May 11, 2018 8:07 am

My prediction for Sunday is beer, beer, burger, beer, beer, football match, beer, beer, beer.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Puff Daddy on Fri May 11, 2018 8:11 am

Lets not be total *****, give poor Hughil just one game before we sell him in the summer.There is nothing to play for and nothing hanging on the result and tbh, I think I would re-vamp the strarting eleven for this match.

Hart, Rice, Ginge, Og. Cresswell
Cullen, Browne, Obiang, Arthur,
Hughil, Carroll

If there was something hanging on the result it would be different, but there isn't
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby hammerman11 on Fri May 11, 2018 8:14 am

theres about 10m dependent on positions riding on it. for us that is a lot.

no way does hart start

Collins wont be fit enough but be nice for a final game for him
hughill also be nice for him to start

I want to win every game so a few changes maybe depending on recovery from last night

Cullen for kouyate
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby e17 on Fri May 11, 2018 8:26 am

In a surprise twist, caretaker manager Stuart Pearce to pick Thomas Hitzelsperger as captain.

.. think I might have got my years mixed up.

Guaranteed to be a 3-2 nail biter with shockingly good football and a cheeky wave from Samuel. Afterwards, there’ll be certain people absolutely nailed on to proclaim this as evidence of halcyon days under either one
of these chaps. Also possibly a LBM style match winning effort from Mario or the likes that nets them a 3 year deal and no one bats an eyelid as they’ve scored a volley

Or: 0-0, with a random player omission (maybe Lanzini?) that guarantees a summer of assuming they’re off
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby somerset-hammer on Fri May 11, 2018 8:28 am

Coops wrote:My prediction for Sunday is beer, beer, burger, beer, beer, football match, beer, beer, beer.



Best prediction of the season.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Puff Daddy on Fri May 11, 2018 8:49 am

I would put Hart in, not because I think he is the better of the two keepers, but because I think he will need a game before the World Cup, always assuming he will make the squad, which he probably will.After the match, he will then make make his way back up the M1 and M6 with one last final appearance for us
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Hammer1972 on Fri May 11, 2018 9:05 am

Puff Daddy wrote:I would put Hart in, not because I think he is the better of the two keepers, but because I think he will need a game before the World Cup, always assuming he will make the squad, which he probably will.After the match, he will then make make his way back up the M1 and M6 with one last final appearance for us


Who really gives a **** what Joe Hart needs.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby 3Dicks on Fri May 11, 2018 9:08 am

Last game of the season, day out with my 6 year old lad, have a sing song. It's be nice to sign off with a win.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby OFT on Fri May 11, 2018 9:14 am

Hammer1972 wrote:
Who really gives a **** what Joe Hart needs.


*nods approvingly*
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Coops on Fri May 11, 2018 9:15 am

somerset-hammer wrote:
Best prediction of the season.


If only I could make a bet on it, I would clean up.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby JB66 on Fri May 11, 2018 9:19 am

Since the team have metaphorically failed to turn up for the last few weeks, why even bother playing this one? Send the players on holiday a few days early and save us all the pain of watching two sides put out by two negative soon to be ex managers grinding out a bore-draw.
Let the junior supporters have a kick about on the pitch instead! The club may lose the three points, but could cover any fine with the profits from the oversized and overpriced indoor tat stall... If anyone is actually attending the game, please wish Fat Sam and his mini-me Moyes a fond farewell from the Premier League...
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Claret&Blue,Thru& on Fri May 11, 2018 9:30 am

Coops wrote: "Best prediction of the season"

If only I could make a bet on it, I would clean up.


All that beer and you might have to clean up anyway.
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