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Postby Doc H Ball on Sat May 26, 2018 12:13 pm

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'Mark Hughes said his barber might be able to help'.
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Postby cockney hammer on Sat May 26, 2018 11:57 pm

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Postby Faithless on Sat May 26, 2018 11:58 pm

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My eyes.......it burns....
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Postby Samba on Sun May 27, 2018 2:44 am

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Who say's it's grim up North?
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Postby chykken on Sun May 27, 2018 5:31 am

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Re: caption time thread

Postby only1post on Sun May 27, 2018 8:07 am

Mignolet is on the bench and Salah is going to win The Ballon D'Or.
This is going to be our year.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby somerset-hammer on Sun May 27, 2018 8:43 am

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Danny Murphy not taken the defeat well, but at least him and his mate are trying to put a brave face on..
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Postby IABATAC on Sun May 27, 2018 9:12 am

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Smiles all round as judges announce a tie in Miss Liverpool 2018 competition
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Postby cockney hammer on Sun May 27, 2018 9:14 am

IABATAC quality mate pmsl
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Postby neathiron on Sun May 27, 2018 10:05 am

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MP - So is it right what they say about this Brady woman. Bit of a **** isn't she?
DM - I'm saying nothing, my last comments about a woman nearly got me into serious ****!
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Postby OFT on Sun May 27, 2018 12:51 pm

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Listerine proves to be slightly more effective than corsodyl.


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local double glazing for local people installed in Liverpool terrace.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby BondsoBob on Sun May 27, 2018 2:20 pm

Smiles all round as judges announce a tie in Miss Liverpool 2018 competition[/quote]

FFS ! That made me laugh.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Sun May 27, 2018 2:27 pm

not so much a caption contest but i just see this on twitter and it put a big smile on my face so i thought i would stick it in here

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Re: caption time thread

Postby The_Dead_Ball on Sun May 27, 2018 2:44 pm

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In a recent UK survey by Ann Summers of a thousand men, it s discovered that women from Liverpool has the toughest clitoris.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Sun May 27, 2018 6:27 pm

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Re: caption time thread

Postby POP POP POP Robson on Mon May 28, 2018 1:43 am

Fifa approve new goal line "scratch and sniff" technology.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby vietnammer on Mon May 28, 2018 4:37 am

Nope. VAR says he pissed ON the line so it's not a goal kick

Jennings? Clemence? Btw
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Colours never run on Mon May 28, 2018 4:47 am

Clemence for Liverpool at The Boleyn. ****ing love that image. Same old West Ham, taking the piss! :lol:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby vietnammer on Mon May 28, 2018 5:04 am

:lol:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Mon May 28, 2018 9:50 am

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