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It's started.

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/9 ... 4638362624
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I don't even understand what they are getting at.
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What the hell :lol:
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Looks like something my kids would knock up in Minecraft.

I think - from what little they're speculating - that the away is going to be the two claret hoop on a light blue background and the home is a claret body, light blue shoulders and arms design, only the claret is going to have that hazy snowflake pattern they call 'palace'.

Being that this is West Ham we're talking about we'll probably end up with a purple t-shirt with the names written on (misspelled naturally) with a Sharpie :|
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Sounds horrendous...

edit... because photobucket are c**** and clearly want to go out of business...

Flickr it is...

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My gran used to have a tablecloth like that but I believe it’s very popular in Sloane Square. Assume fashion guru Karren “don’t need your feedback” Brady has chosen it so should be perfect for the West Ham London fashionistas.
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Hamburger wrote:.
My gran used to have a tablecloth like that but I believe it’s very popular in Sloane Square. Assume fashion guru Karren “don’t need your feedback” Brady has chosen it so should be perfect for the West Ham London fashionistas.
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Brady would never just assume she knows best and go ahead with making a call on something so important to the fans without seeking their opinion?
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Is that one of those magic eye patterns that were all the rage about 20 years ago?
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Doctor_Whu wrote:Is that one of those magic eye patterns that were all the rage about 20 years ago?

It can be confirmed it is and if you squint hard enough you'll begin to make out the outline of a **** in a Russian hat gurning. NSFW or kids though.
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If those are really the new kits, I predict the club will easily sell well in excess of 14 shirts next year. Possibly almost 20.
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They're truly horrible and remind me of the old BAC windows Bukta shirts from the early 90's. :shock:
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If thats what we end up playing in , then i suppose it just fits in well with the current malaise
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Hammer1972 wrote:If those are really the new kits, I predict the club will easily sell well in excess of 14 shirts next year. Possibly almost 20.
They are not, they are just mocks based on the whispers that Umbro are going to use the same 'Palace' pattern used in England's 3rd shirt back in the early 90s.

To be honest, I made them look deliberately bad to make a point.
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Think Sullivan must have designed those. They tie in with the OTT decor in his mansion. Maybe they are made of left-over curtain material from his West Wing...
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I've heard that the new shirts will have the numbers on the front. So it looks like we are attacking
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So basically this with blue sleeves.

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Away shirt this with two claret hoops

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Exiledin cardiff wrote:I've heard that the new shirts will have the numbers on the front. So it looks like we are attacking

:lol:
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Exiledin cardiff wrote:I've heard that the new shirts will have the numbers on the front. So it looks like we are attacking
Take a bow, sir :lol:
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Jumby wrote:Away shirt this with two claret hoops

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really useful buttons on the collars - what **** designed those?
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