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Re: Ravel

Postby shammy on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:21 pm

make me wonder about his parents


Plural??.....Yeah right.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Bobby Orangeboom on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:27 pm

Yea Why Not wrote:IWhen I was around his age I used to have these little day dreams about playing professional football and it used to get my adrenalin pumping just thinking about it.


At 19 ??

You absolute ****ing Wally.. :lol:

I was just about to own my own Business and had spent 2 years in Spain on my jacks by then.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:29 pm

Some people are late developers Bob.

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Re: Ravel

Postby Yea Why Not on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:31 pm

Ok, might not have been 19. I did say 'around his age'. But you're telling me you never used to just float off and have day dreams about things like winning the lottery, playing for West Ham ect? Or is that just me? :lol:

Saying that, i'd occasionally do things like that on the train when travelling to work even now....
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Re: Ravel

Postby Bobby Orangeboom on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:36 pm

Yea Why Not wrote:Ok, might not have been 19. I did say 'around his age'. But you're telling me you never used to just float off and have day dreams about things like winning the lottery, playing for West Ham ect? Or is that just me?
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At 9, yeah i did.. :lol:
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Re: Ravel

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:36 pm

YWN

Don't listen to em mate, I still do... :lol:
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Re: Ravel

Postby Yea Why Not on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:37 pm

Bobby Orangeboom wrote:At 9, yeah i did.. :


You can laugh all you want mate, you're the one who spent the best years of your life in Spain, on your own.... :lol:
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Re: Ravel

Postby inter me nan on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:38 pm

How stupid have you got to be to not realise you have been a handed a willy wonky golden ticket for life.....cos that's basically what a pro football career is, with the right talent and mindset it can set you up for life , and make you extremely wealthy, it's a ticket that only a handfull of people are ever going to get, like winning the lottery.......to be that stupid, or ignorant of the advice given to you by , all the professional people who have tried to help you in achieving the dream of being a pro, makes me sick.....when you contrast this wannabe tough guy, with someone like Tom stalker, team gb boxing captain, who as a teen was a coke snorting, pill popping , scouse car thief , gettin in trouble all the time, until the death of his dear old nanna.....made him take a look at himself, join a gym , change his mindset and his life and become an Olympian, a real role model for the bone idle disaffected youth, it again makes me sick, Tom is doing it for the glory , and the small rewards an amateur boxer gets by way of lottery funding, and the other is getting thousands of pounds for ........well ,training ....when he can be bothered it seems, it's a strange old world isn't it.
The sad truth is .......If the fella can,t even be bothered to push a toothbrush round his mouth twice a day , what chance has he got as a pro, seriously ....you must be one lazy b*stard to , have such rotten teeth at his age, .....that should tell you enough about the fellas character.
Hope he is happy at birmingham.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Bobby Orangeboom on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:52 pm

Yea Why Not wrote:
You can laugh all you want mate, you're the one who spent the best years of your life in Spain, on your own....


You Wally, i didn't mean that literally, i meant without Mummy and Daddy and without dreaming of being a fcukign professional footballer and believing in Santa Claus.. :lol:
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Re: Ravel

Postby Absentee Hammer on Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:04 pm

What do u mean Bobby, is there no Santa?? Please tell me its a joke, right? :wink:
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Re: Ravel

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:10 pm

Absentee Hammer wrote:What do u mean Bobby, is there no Santa?? Please tell me its a joke, right?



AH

Yes there is one, but our Bob, he's a Christnogstic.

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Re: Ravel

Postby Hemel Iron on Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:46 pm

So do we actually have any 'from the horses mouth' proof that Rav actually lamped Hendon?

Hendon is a wankstain anyway, probably deserved it.
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Re: Ravel

Postby BalaamBoy on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:16 pm

I don't know the lad at all, so I'm reliant on KUMB for my information, but you'd have to say that this smacks of youthful arrogance or stupidity. When he's 30, tubby and playing for Harpehey in the Greggs Pasties Alliance Conference 3rd Division North he'll be sorry that he's missed the second chance he'd been given.

Someone very smart and clever (probably Wilde) said that youth was wasted on the young. What a perfect example this is - numpty!
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Re: Ravel

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:55 pm

Why is Hendon a wankstain?
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Re: Ravel

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:08 pm

Jedi Al Khalaas wrote:Why is Hendon a wankstain?


Cos he got launched from a stimulated helmet.

Idiot.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Juliansleftfoot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:50 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:It's the sort of face that appears on the news, accompanied by "He then turned the gun on himself"


Exactly! Or 'The judge said that he was likely to remain a danger to the public and should serve a minimum of 30 years'.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:53 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:
Cos he got launched from a stimulated helmet.

Idiot.


Idiot?
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Re: Ravel

Postby bubbles1966 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:59 pm

42 pages on a bloke who has managed 9 minutes of league football, none of it in the top flight.
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Re: Ravel

Postby the pink palermo on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:29 pm

And I was there for it Bubbles.......stunning display from him :lol:

Could have been a contender ............
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Re: Ravel

Postby Hambrosia Stu on Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:45 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:It's the sort of face that appears on the news, accompanied by "He then turned the gun on himself"

Or maybe "he showed absolutely no remorse for what he'd done, zero sympathy for his victims or their family, and acted throughout as though he was above the law....."

He strikes me as a lad with a nasty streak, who is so self-obsessed he has no concept of the bigger picture

Sure, I've never met him, so it's all based on impressions of his face, the way he carries himself, and what I have read about him... but he does appear at first glance to be an unpleasant piece of work. Can only hope I'm proven wrong
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