Sh*t chant amnesty

[Hammer Out West]

The best football song ever is ' Who the ****ing hell are you? ' It was so good in fact that the Welsh copied it and made a Hymn out of it and called it Cwm Rhondda (Wele'N Sefyll Rhwng Y Myrtwydd).

See here:
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True story.

[w4hammer]

I wish we would sing "were proud of you, we're proud of you, we're proud of you West Ham". Hardly ever hear this anymore.

Always loved that one back then...

the last time i heard this sung was started by ME. at chelsea in the 1-1 (bellamy goal) game a few years back

[Richardwil75]

"I blame the modern day music industry,does not produce good songs to copy,all the best ones are old pop songs changed to fit football."
I agree, plus the most people latch onto from a song is one line, two at the most. Best to keep it short, memorable and sweet! My son and I think there's some mileage in " he gets knocked down, but he gets up again, nothing's gonna keep him down etc "....think we may have been watching Vaz te at the Man U cup match...

[DaggerHammer]

Only song I cant stand is the Man U - Attack, Attack, Attack. Got to be one of the worst chants ever.

Only West Ham song i'm not a fan of is the Carlton Cole "Gold" chant, firstly it's Joe's & second it's just rubbish.

Cant believe some people on here dont like bubbles sung fast, one of my favourites along with chim chimney.

[buckshammers]

I hate that Kev Nolan song about 'running down the den and mugging the pikeys off'. Nolan is sh*t. Secondly its to the tune of 'Just Can't Get Enough', one of Celtic's main songs. [My second team is Rangers].

[Richardwil75]

any clubs singing " everywhere we go, people wanna know", which makes me cringe, as does fans behind the goalie who go " ooooooooh, you're ****.....ahhh" when a goal kick is taken. Heard this at Upton Park last season and it just made them sound so, well...lower league!

[HornchruchHammer]

I hate that chant "****ing hell carlton cole your ****", theres no tune and it is chanted with so much venom nowadays!

[aldunc]

There's a voice a couple of rows back from me in the STBL that sings 'violence everywhere' instead of 'i've looked everywhere' during bubbles that is particularly cringeworthy

[Billydinho]

Wow, people really are precious nowadays.

The irony of people saying other songs are cringeworthy yet call for a return to 'we're proud of you West Ham'.

[Dan1326]

any clubs singing " everywhere we go, people wanna know", which makes me cringe, as does fans behind the goalie who go " ooooooooh, you're ****.....ahhh" when a goal kick is taken. Heard this at Upton Park last season and it just made them sound so, well...lower league!

No it's not lower league, it's back 25-30 years ago when football was good and SKY didn't invent football

[LeeWHU88]

Wow, people really are precious nowadays.

The irony of people saying other songs are cringeworthy yet call for a return to 'we're proud of you West Ham'.

No wonder the atmosphere at Upton Park is dead if people no longer join in with songs as their "cringeworthy"

[Billydinho]

Songs are songs, there is nothing worse than people who get offended on behalf of others.

[Bobby Orangeboom]

"I blame the modern day music industry,does not produce good songs to copy,all the best ones are old pop songs changed to fit football."

That's not true, and to prove it i might start rapping at a game soon..

[RyanWHUFC]

Precious is the right word, as Lee says its no wonder the atmosphere is **** sometimes

[Heysel76]

We've sung 'em all at West Ham at one time or another.....
Attack, attack, attack
There's only one United....at Man2

etc etc etc

Who cares?

[bobbymooresbracelet]

There's a voice a couple of rows back from me in the STBL that sings 'violence everywhere' instead of 'i've looked everywhere' during bubbles that is particularly cringeworthy

Goes back to the 70's son.

[KHammer89]

Completely fed up of these 2:
we want mark clattenburg, everytime a ref makes a mistake not even slightly funny.
and the dvd and 3 for a tenner chants, apart from the fact there horreodusly un pc, there not very funny even the first time let alone everytime they come in to our half.
Also singing the were winning at home how **** must you be, was embaressing.

[RyanWHUFC]

Completely fed up of these 2:
we want mark clattenburg, everytime a ref makes a mistake not even slightly funny.
and the dvd and 3 for a tenner chants, apart from the fact there horreodusly un pc, there not very funny even the first time let alone everytime they come in to our half.
Also singing the were winning at home how **** must you be, was embaressing.

Are you sure there's no other ones you don't like?

[Overchuffed]

We need more inventive chants like the Christian Dailly and Ludo ones.

Not a fan of the original but think I heard someone the other day doing (whilst performing the chicken dance):

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY KEVIN NOLAN...Op Op Op Op ...Kevin Nolan STYLE!!!

though it was quite amusing!! Perhaps chav corner can get it going next match?!

[KHammer89]

Are you sure there's no other ones you don't like?[/quote]

i think im justified in all of mine tbh

the were winning at home one, 1. isn't funy 2. surely wont help the players 3. other than the avram season weve always been decent at home.

the chinese one is just racist, i can see the banter in it buts its un p-c which rightly or wrongly doesnt go down well these days

ill throw one more at ya. when 13 year old kids sing the Tottenham hotspur were coming for you one

i totally agree, the atmospheres been poor lately and the more singing the better, im a hundred percent behind the team just some of it really dont make sense