The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby yonni on Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:02 pm

Miles Standish Proud wrote:Up your arse, up your arse,
Stick your dildos up your arse
To this ****hole from Upton Park
Stick your dildos up your arse.

To GSB obviously.


We have a winner!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:32 am

We want yo to go
We want you to go
Over 86% of us
Want you to go
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ChikinRun on Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:49 am

To 'He ain't heavy, he's my brother' by The Hollies....
I like to think the few subtle word changes tell the Dildos we will never be what they want, and though we gave them every chance, they will never be one of us. Now one for Brady please peeps.

Our history's long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where, who knows when
But we're strong
Strong enough to see you gone
You ain't West Ham, Dildo Brothers.....
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Jeffcoate321 on Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:08 pm

We've got Pie-et
Balti Pie-et
I just don't think you understand
It tastes ****ing class
It stings out your ass
We've got balti pie-et.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Smonnie on Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:07 pm

Live up in the Midlands so don't get to many games, but went to my first away game in a while @ Palace.

Could someone post a few of the chants I'd have heard there? I heard one about Cresswell which I didn't catch, for example. Cheers!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby cambridge hammer on Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:04 pm

Well the best ones I could make out were "Zaha,zaha, you're a c#nt" . "He hits who he wants", he's one of our own " both directed at/to James Tompkins, some bloke who lives near Moscow ,some bloke with curly hair who shags other peoples wives and a song about chitty chitty bang bang.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Smonnie on Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:35 am

cambridge hammer wrote:Well the best ones I could make out were "Zaha,zaha, you're a c#nt" . "He hits who he wants", he's one of our own " both directed at/to James Tompkins, some bloke who lives near Moscow ,some bloke with curly hair who shags other peoples wives and a song about chitty chitty bang bang.


I got all those! as well as "Tomkins, Tomkins give us a wave!"
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Samba on Mon Oct 30, 2017 3:58 pm

'Creep' (chorus) by Radiohead

You are creeps,
You are dildo's,
What the hell have you done to us?,
We don't belong here.

Or similar.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sicknote on Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:05 pm

As it nearly ****ing Christmas

And we used to have a plethora of festive songs,but due to different reasons some don’t get sung, like jingle bells as we are too scared it will tempt fate and we will go from winning away comfortably to a complete disaster

And our white Christmas song kind of dropped sporadically due to family affairs, but a great song

But to that tune we could reminisce about our old home



I’m dreaming of a packed Boleyn
Just like the ones we used to know
with the north bank singing
The east side swaying
And bubbles blowing in the air
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sussexhammer74 on Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:48 pm

You're a bunch of lying, thieving, deceitful, hated, scumbags, money grabbing ass holes. Get out of our club.

Just not found the tune to fit it yet!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby submerged on Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:51 pm

Just in case we buy him.

Smolov team spirit!

With the lights on, he's more dangerous
Here he is now, entertain us
With his left foot, he's outrageous
Here he is now, entertain us
He's from Moscow, now he's West Ham
Like Miklosko, and we love him, what? yeah!!
A goal a goal a goal smolov a goal..a goal a goal Smolov a goal..
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Rocketron on Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:30 pm

Where's the money gone, David Sullivan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Samba on Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:23 am

Rocketron wrote:Where's the money gone, David Sullivan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



Last season we had Sully singing this song,
"We will buy, William Carvalho",
Get to this season and the money's all gone,
"We will buy, only if it's cheap cheap,
Or even better, make it a loan"
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby submerged on Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:46 pm

Debbie Harry. Maria.

Mario, you've gotta see him
Cut inside and out of their lines,
Mario, oh Joao Mario
At West Ham , it's pass master time!
:scarfer:

{yes, i'm writing loads of **** chants for players we havn't even signed. monkeys and typewriters and all that}
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:55 pm

To the tune of Gotham City by R. Kelly

Joe Hart, Joe Hart, he played in goal for West Ham
Adrian came in played well
We are in mixed form and some fans are unhappy, but our owners are disliked
Masuakuuuuu
3 pts for the Hammers
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WestHamIFC on Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:21 pm

JOÃO MÁRIO

To the tune of... DURAN DURAN - "Rio"


https://youtu.be/WOc4pvBNLcM?t=48

    #"His name's Mário, he came from Inter Milan,
    Was born in Porto, but he's now in Eng-er-land,
    And when he shines now, he'll be shining for West Ham,
    Oh João Mário, worth at least 10 Million Grand"
    #

    [REPEAT]
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sanchoz on Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:50 am

No matter your race
No matter your creed
West Ham United
Your all welcome here

That unimaganitive sloop John B song.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:25 am

They care about cash
But not about fans
West Ham United
It’s in the wrong hands
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:29 am

All together now...
You’re all killing off West Ham,
You’re all lying thieves,
We are taking our club back,
We won’t stop till you leave,
All together now...
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:36 am

Our owners are all lying Scumbags
They’re just stealing cash from our club
They treat us like s**t
They make us feel sick
So now we’ll just watch in the pub
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