The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ironstu on Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:36 pm

Yeah he's got a massive knob. Someone told me.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ironstu on Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:45 pm

Tried to think of one to the tune of Despacito. Got as far as the first two lines so any help appreciated...

Chi-Cha-Rito
He comes from somewhere near to Puerto Rico

(Yes I am bored at work)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:47 pm

this is my favourite of all time - just a bit too young to have heard it in the flesh other than ray the preacher man on hornchurch coach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYTPkWrQSM
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:28 pm

ironstu wrote:Tried to think of one to the tune of Despacito. Got as far as the first two lines so any help appreciated...

Chi-Cha-Rito
He comes from somewhere near to Puerto Rico

(Yes I am bored at work)

:scarfer:


Chi-cha-rito
He comes from somewhere close to Puerto Rico
But he's West Ham now and that's all we know
Coz he plays the game as well as Zicooooooo
Chi-cha-rito
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ironstu on Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:55 pm

Chi-cha-rito
He comes from somewhere close to Puerto Rico
But he's West Ham now and that's all we know
And he bangs them in wherever we goooooo
Chi-cha-rito
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:49 pm

Macarena

His name is Little Pea and he's not from near Moscow
He comes from Mexico and he wears a sombrero
He is a Hammer and he's better than Aguero
Oooohhhh Chicharito
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby rhyzb_whufc on Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:18 pm

ironstu wrote:Chi-cha-rito
He comes from somewhere close to Puerto Rico
But he's West Ham now and that's all we know
And he bangs them in wherever we goooooo
Chi-cha-rito


Might need trimming around the edges to fit the tune better but I think the following could catch on!

Chi-Cha-Rito
Gonna run at your defence like antonio
Scoring more goals than di canio
Our favourite Mexican since guille francoooo

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Bracknell Massive on Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:41 am

to ABBA's Chicquetito....

Chicharito tell me the truth
You are West ham you can't deny it
Score us a goal or two
Our claret and blue Chicharito
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby The Full Fonte on Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:00 pm

to tune of despacito

little pea
we've gone and signed chicarito
hes gonna score 1, 2 or 3 goals
he's our mexican ronaldo
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Andy.C on Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:38 pm

What about the old Ludo song

His name is Chico Henandezes
He comes from near the Andes
He plays up front for West Ham, West Ham
When he walks down the street
The people he meets says hay
Little pea what's your name
Repeat

Or what about the let's all do the Bartez song

Lets all do the Hartez
Lets all do the Hartez
Lets wash & go
Lets wash & go
( all rub your head )

Or what about the big fat sam / song song


Super Slav went to Austria
to eat some Alpen
He came back with the terminator
Arnie Anouchicivc (Spelling)

Or

He's fat
He's round
We wasted 5 million pound
Robert snodgrass

Bored !
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Hemel Iron on Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:36 pm

That last one is great.

Other than the fact Snodgrass isn't fat, isn't round and cost more than £5 million.

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Skandi Brudson on Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:47 pm

To the tune of La Bamba

"His bloody name is Hernandez
Not chick pea or dick pea or anything else
Just plain old Hernandez
What the hell is his game, using his nickname
His name is Hernandez

Chorus
It should say Hernandez
The shirt should say Hernandez
It should say Hernandez
And that's that!"

I hate football chants
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Hammer.CA on Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:05 pm

IF we sign Carvalho is this acceptable?
To a tune we all know
'My name is William Carvalho
I come from near Porto but now I play for West Ham
As I walk down the street etc'

I can fetch my coat. :hush:
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:22 am

Wooah...
Haksabanovic...!
Sead Haksabanovic...
He's a Montenegrin cockney boy...

Last line might need some work... something to replace... I'm an Englishman in New York....


NB. this is assuming his name is pronounced Hak Sab Ana Vich
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WestHamIFC on Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:23 pm

sutts07 wrote:Wooah...
Haksabanovic...!
Sead Haksabanovic...
He's a Montenegrin cockney boy...

Last line might need some work... something to replace... I'm an Englishman in New York....


NB. this is assuming his name is pronounced Hak Sab Ana Vich



Could just copy Man Utd's format for their Henrikh Mkhitaryan chant?:

    Wo-ah,
    Haksabanovic!
    Sead Hak-sab-an-ov-ic,
    He's our midfield Mon-te-ne-gr-in
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Johnnyboy on Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:44 pm

Keep the Chich La Bamba one as simple as possible so we can sing on repeat for 25 mins sloshing beer about

Chichaaaarito
Chichaaaarito
Chicha Chicharito
Chicha Chicharito
Hes better than Defoe
Scores for West ham united

and repeat
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Overchuffed on Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:54 pm

Here's my take on simplifying something to the tune of that one that you can't get out of your head this summer.

CHICHARITO
we already love him more than Defoe
He's already scored more goals than Mido
He's our Little Pea from Mexico
...CHICHARITO
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Georgee Paris on Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:14 am

You are not fit to run our club
You are not fit to
You are not fit to
You are not fit to run our club
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby kayahammer on Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:00 am

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I feel so embarrassed for that man's family (assuming he's got one after posting that)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Miles Standish Proud on Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:56 am

Up your arse, up your arse,
Stick your dildos up your arse
To this ****hole from Upton Park
Stick your dildos up your arse.

To GSB obviously.
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