The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WestHamIFC on Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:55 pm

Now the Transfer Window's closed and we pretty know our full player quota until at least January, it's time for the creative amongst you to pen some tributes we can take a 'chants' on this season..

I'll get the ball rolling:


RAZVAN RAT


POSTMAN PAT Theme Song


#"Razvan Rat, Razvan Rat,

Sat at Left-Back is where he's at,

Early in the morning,

When Kevin The Gerbil is yawning,

Razvan's on way his down to West Ham
"#




UB40 - "Rat In Mi Kitchen"

"#There's a Rat down @ West Ham,

He's coming after you,

There's a Rat down @ West Ham,

He's coming after you,

He's gonna 'ave you, that Rat,

There's nothing you can do,

He's gonna 'ave you, that Rat
"#






ANDY CARROLL


GUNS'N'ROSES - "Sweet Child Of Mine"

#"Wooooah, woah-woah Sweet Carroll Nine,
Wooah, oh, oh, oh-oh Sweet Carroll Nine

His hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the Boogers & McCarthy
To quietly pass me by

Wooooah, woah-woah Sweet Carroll Nine,
Wooah, oh, oh, oh-oh Sweet Carroll Nine!!

[GUITAR SOLO:]
Do, do, do
Do, do, do,
Do, do, do,
Do, do, do
Dooooo, do, do, do, do, do..
", etc... #




NEIL DIAMOND - "Sweet Caroline"

#"Sweet Carroll Nine, do, do, do
GEORDIES never seemed so good
The Boy from the TYNE do, do, do
He's now in our neighbourhood!
"#




CARLTON COLE

LIGHTENING SEEDS with BADDIEL & SKINNER -

"Three Lions"


#"He's coming home, he's coming home,
He's coming!
Carlton's coming home!"
"
"He's over-chuffed, he's over-chuffed,
He's over,
Carlton's over-chuffed!"
"#



IAN DURY & THE BLOCKHEADS- "Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"

#"Sex & Drugs & Carlton Cole,
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Sex & Drugs & Carlton Cole,
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Sex & Drugs & Carlton Cole,
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
"
[REPEAT]#
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby WestHamIFC on Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:56 pm

2 UNLIMITED - "No Limits"


"Mo, mo, Mo, mo, Mo, mo,
Mo, mo, Mo, mo, Mo,
mo, Mo Diame!

"Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin, Kevin Nolan!

"Mo, mo, Mo, mo, Mo, mo,
Mo, mo, Mo, mo, Mo,
mo, Mo Diame!

"Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin, Kevin Nolan!
[REPEAT]"#
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby aaronhammer on Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:59 pm

I do like the Overchuffed one
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby TheHammeredDog on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:04 pm

Ravel Morrison, to the tune of the Mo Diame and Kevin Nolan chants

Ra Ra, Ra-Ra Ra Ra
Ra-Ra Ra Ra
Ra-Ra
RAVEL MOR-I-SON
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby HarrowInnHammer on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:13 pm

All sung in the TBL at the weekend:

To the tune of ‘Give it up’
Na na na na na na na na,
Ravel Morrison,
Morrison,
Ravel Morrison

To the tune of ‘Mrs Robinson’:
Here’s to you Ravel Morrison,
West Ham will love you more than you will know,
Woahhhhhh

To the tune of ‘Brown girl in the ring’:
Downing on the wing,
Tra la la la la
Stewart Downing on the wing,
Tra la la la la
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby wizzo_66 on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:40 pm

Sweet Carroll 9, do do do
You and Nolan look so good (so good so good)
Scores all the time, do do do
Just like Big Sam said you would.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby Kitt the car on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:49 pm

Carlton's coming home

:thup:
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby RyanWHUFC on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:50 pm

I want to hear a aggressive continuous chant of RAT over and over again.

Better, longer chants of "we are west hams claret and blue army" and the chitty chitty bang bang version of bubbles.

Liking the Carltons coming home one, and Ravel Morrison to the tune of KC and sunshine boys
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby HarrowInnHammer on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:59 pm

RyanWHUFC wrote:Better, longer chants of "we are west hams claret and blue army" and the chitty chitty bang bang version of bubbles.


Always get sung to fast and end stopping after about a minute nowadays.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby RyanWHUFC on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:02 pm

HarrowInnHammer wrote:Always get sung to fast and end stopping after about a minute nowadays.


It does mate it's ****ing annoying as both sound pucker when done properly

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ1be_la2Y

Like this for example, this one went on for a good 10-15 minutes maybe more.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby joyful on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:30 pm

you put your Carlton in,
you put your Carlton out
In out, in out, shake him all about
Do the Carlton hokey coley and turn around
That's what west ham's about.

Oh, Carlton Hokey Coley
Oh, Carlton Hokey Coley
Oh, Carlton Hokey Coley
Knees crocked, arms crossed
Over Chuffed.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby Bury Me @ The Boleyn on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:48 pm

HarrowInnHammer wrote:To the tune of ‘Mrs Robinson’:
Here’s to you Ravel Morrison,
West Ham loves you more than you will know,
Woahhhhhh Oh ohhhh


Outstanding.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby ManInTheIronsMask. on Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:07 pm

The Mrs Robinson one's good but we're more likely to end up with Sound of Silence.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby mywhufc on Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:17 pm

Through the gates of Lyall
To rest my eyes upon pitch of green
Past the castle towers
To Upton park that's where I'll be

What did you do there?
I got high
What did you feel there?
Well I cried
But why the tears there?
I'll tell you why

It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby BenniBlanco on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:03 pm

ManInTheIronsMask. wrote:The Mrs Robinson one's good but we're more likely to end up with Sound of Silence.


Hello Carlton my old friend
We turn to you again
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby westonhammer on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:12 pm

Can I also propose a spin-off movie celebrating our great left footers - past and present?

We could call it.... Rat to the Futre!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby aaronhammer on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:30 pm

Thinking a song to the tune of Cool for Cats by Squeeze would be good for Razvan Rat
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby hessa on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:37 pm

Bury Me @ The Boleyn wrote:Outstanding.


HarrowInnHammer wrote:To the tune of ‘Mrs Robinson’:
Here’s to you Ravel Morrison,
West Ham loves you more than you will know,
Woahhhhhh Oh ohhhh


I'm sure someone posted this up the other day. Had also added the immortal line of

Carlton Cole has left and gone away, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey...........

Have to say I thought it was good!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:27 am

to the tune of coldplays paradise

weve got sam alla alla allardyce
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook 2013-14

Postby Claret&Blue,Thru& on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:38 am

WestHamIFC wrote: Razvan's[/b] on way his down to West Ham[/i]"#[/size]


Not sure I understand this; is it lost in translation from the original Romanian? And does he really have a black and white cat? What a coincidence.
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