The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby kayahammer on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:36 am

To that old fav 'My Ole Man's a dustman'

We're West Ham United
We play in Claret 'n' blue
We don't care if you're black or white
Or come from Timbuktu




(as long as you wear the shirt with pride)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Row X on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:48 am

oooohhhh eeeeee ooohhhhh
Arthur Masuaku
oooohhhh eeeeee ooohhhhh
He's no better than El Hadji Diouf
oooohhhh eeeeee ooohhhhh
He says he'll never spit again.
1, 2, 3, 4....
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Kludgehammer on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:06 am

Sullivan
you're a ****
David Gold
you're a ****
Karen Brady
you're a ****
....

repeat relentlessly
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Rio on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:08 am

To the tune of the Outhere Brothers Wiggle Wiggle

Can't sign Dendoncker
Cos our chairman is a plonker
Hugill Hugill Hugill Hugill
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:12 am

Why why why you liers
Bye bye bye you liers
Go before, we come to break down your door
You’re killing this club and we just cannot take anymore
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:18 am

You bought the debt
To earn interest
You sold the ground
You’ll sell the rest

You’ve sold us out
Our players too
You just don’t care about the claret and blue

The claret and blue, the claret and blue
You just don’t care about the claret and blue
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:23 am

David Essex...

Leave West Ham just f*****g go
Ohhhh

Leave West Ham just f****g go
Ohhhh

Cos we’re sick of your lying
And the players you’re not buying

So leave West Ham just f*****g go
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Patito on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:30 am

sutts07 wrote:You bought the debt
To earn interest
You sold the ground
You’ll sell the rest

You’ve sold us out
Our players too
You just don’t care about the claret and blue

The claret and blue, the claret and blue
You just don’t care about the claret and blue



I like it Sutts
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby StackerJJ on Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:50 am

Last night you talked about leaving
I wish you'd just f*cking go
It's not just emotional feeling
You ripped out our body and soul

I'll give you ten good reasons to leave us
Nobody wants you to stay
In the voice of Kevin Keegan
I would love it, I would love it if you walked away

Too many broken hearts in the world
There's too many dreams can be broken in two
Too many broken hearts in the world
So I've ordered a taxi for you
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby We'll be back on Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:56 pm

sutts07 wrote:You bought the debt
To earn interest
You sold the ground
You’ll sell the rest

You’ve sold us out
Our players too
You just don’t care about the claret and blue

The claret and blue, the claret and blue
You just don’t care about the claret and blue


I was thinking something along this tune. perhaps multiple verses can be added!

F*** the boad,
you sold our ground
for a **** hole
that costs a pound

You told us lies
We don't trust you
You just don’t care about the claret and blue (I'll nick Sutts ending as its better than mine :lol: )

The claret and blue, the claret and blue
You just don’t care about the claret and blue
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby thejackhammer on Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:00 am

Jordan Hugill
Do do do do
Jordan Hugill
Do do do do
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby TheOrgazoid on Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:25 pm

Brady's taken all our dough
And left us in a rented home
Lazing on a Sulli afternoon
They say Africans cause mayhem
Now Masuakus banned for phlegm
All we've got this Sulli afternoon

Save me, save me, save me from these three
Lets sack the board G,S & B
And we want to live so pleasantly
Watch the skills of lanzini
Lazing on a sulli afternoon
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

(To the tune of the kinks - sunny afternoon)

It may need some refinement :lol:
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby submerged on Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:34 pm

To the tune of Rudy. {Stop your messing around}

Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Now you play for West Ham(ah-ah-ah)
Scoring goals just for fun(ah-ah-ah)

Hugill
From Preston to here, Hugill
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Puff Daddy on Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:42 pm

TheOrgazoid wrote:Brady's taken all our dough
And left us in a rented home
Lazing on a Sulli afternoon
They say Africans cause mayhem
Now Masuakus banned for phlegm
All we've got this Sulli afternoon

Save me, save me, save me from these three
Lets sack the board G,S & B
And we want to live so pleasantly
Watch the skills of lanzini
Lazing on a sulli afternoon
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

(To the tune of the kinks - sunny afternoon)

It may need some refinement :lol:


No it doesn't, that is ****ing brilliant mate. :thup: Recognised it instantly and it should be sung with gusto at every match, home and away until these ***** can stand no more and do the honest thing and walk
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sicknote on Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:43 pm

TheOrgazoid wrote:Brady's taken all our dough
And left us in a rented home
Lazing on a Sulli afternoon
They say Africans cause mayhem
Now Masuakus banned for phlegm
All we've got this Sulli afternoon

Save me, save me, save me from these three
Lets sack the board G,S & B
And we want to live so pleasantly
Watch the skills of lanzini
Lazing on a sulli afternoon
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

(To the tune of the kinks - sunny afternoon)

It may need some refinement :lol:


Outstanding effort :thup:
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ironilunga on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:57 am

Together for evra and never to part
Together for evra we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together for evra with you

Astley 1987
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby ballantine on Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:36 pm

To Drinking and Driving by The Business:
https://youtu.be/c5wGcEPezcI

At ten o clock i put in a bid:
A dirty movie and fifteen quid
At ten fifteen I'm in the press
Crying to the world i did my best

No worries, we'll sign someone
Even if he's fifty and his legs are gone
We sold your soul for a rented bowl,
one for free and one on loan
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Carey on Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:59 pm

His name is...
MARKO ARNAUTOVIC
He scores for just for the hell of it,
He plays for the mighty West Ham,
WEST HAM
ALL TOGETHER NOW...
etc


I feel this needs another two lines following "West Ham", but can't think of one right now so just added:

ALL TOGETHER NOW..
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby fozzy on Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:06 pm

There were quite a few of us in Block 130 singing this on Saturday:

'We are West Ham's Claret n Blue Army
(We want WIFI)
'We are West Ham's Claret n Blue Army
(We want WIFI)'
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Overchuffed on Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:40 pm

heard this somewhere and thought it was quite good and catchy

to the tune of karma chameleon

MARKO MARKO MARKO MARKO MARKO ARNAUTOVIC
ANTONIOOOOOO
CHICHARITOOOOOOO

(repeat!)
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