The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby goa127 on Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:38 pm

Bamber Gascoigne wrote:Loving some of these :lol:

Just a shame we never had t'internet and this thread back in the day as I would have loved to have suggested that we goaded our opponents about our mid-90s "hitman" with Heaven 17s classic...

"Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie
Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie
Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie
Crushed by the goals, wooh, wooh"

repeat infinitum :scarfer:




Good song but not vey accurate. I seem to remember one season Dowie not managing any goals until a magnificent headed OG near the end
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Hammer.CA on Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 pm

'Who the f***ing hell are you?' to Andy Carroll if he ever manages to play for us again.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby goa127 on Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:17 pm

Hammer.CA wrote:'Who the f***ing hell are you?' to Andy Carroll if he ever manages to play for us again.


who the f******g hell are you to most of the team :)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WestHamIFC on Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pm

Hammer.CA wrote:'Who the f***ing hell are you?' to Andy Carroll if he ever manages to play for us again.


goa127 wrote:who the f******g hell are you to most of the team :)


It would be great if each player prepared their own answer in the form of a song. Just like Ludo did:

    #"My name is Ludek Miklosko, I come from near Moscow.
    I play in goal for West Ham..
    "#
:D
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Made In Leyton 1974 on Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:41 pm

To the tune of Daddy Cool:

Yarmo-Len-ko
Yarmo-Len-Ko

Simple but effective!
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WHU_Del on Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:25 pm

I've gone for cheesy '90s banger 'No Limit' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8
Andriy
Yarmolenko
Yarmolenko
Andriy
Yarmolenko

(repeat to fade)

Also works with:
Lukasz
Fabianksi
Fabianski
Lukasz
Fabianksi

:scarfer:
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby view from the shires on Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:32 am

Yarmalenko, Marko, Chicarito, Anderson.............It’s got to be YMCA. :D

Now just need one of our lyricists to rewrite it.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby DoubleDave on Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:44 am

" His name's Pellegrini "
"He looks like John Pertwee "
" He is the boss of West Ham "
" He comes from Chile "
" He's got a big Willy "
" He is a Charming Old Man "
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby gosling67 on Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:18 pm

Friend who is a Man City fan is raising money for charity. We told her we'd sponsor her £100 if she started supporting West Ham instead. She's posted a video of herself singing a song for Zab (presumably reworded from his Man City days):

To the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman"

Pablo Zabaleta,
He is a West Ham man,
He is an Argentinian,
He's harder than Jaap Stam (Jaap Stam)
He plays in Claret & Blue,
For Pellegrini's men,
And when we win the game, we'll sing this song again,
Ohhhhhh...
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby hammerbubble1964 on Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:47 pm

Yarmy Arnie
Yarmy Arnie

(one for the England cricket fans there)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Ironing Board on Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:15 pm

Any chance of a chant to the tune of “Mr Blobby”? (That beloved chart hit)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby CC TOP on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:21 pm

To the tune of ‘Just Another Day’ by John Secada...

Marrrrrcoooo Arnautovic
He’s the best player on the pitch
We’ll never be the same without you

1234

(And repeat...)
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby Iron George on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:54 pm

Surprised Yarmolenko hasn't replaced Masuaku in the 'never gives the ball away' ditty.

Andriy Yarmolenko , better than Shevchenko........
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby griff123 on Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:08 pm

already said it before, someone posted it on facebook & people were singing it at both the chelsea & macclesfield game and for me it works very well

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To see that man who scores 500
Goals and scores 500 more

YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO

DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA

YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby GALF on Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:08 pm

Heard the Diop song to the tune of Payet’s old one being sung but haven’t quite caught the words.

An alternative, to the tune of “You are my sunshine”.

His name is Diop
It’s Issa Diop
He plays for West Ham, at centre back
He is a monster
You can’t get past him
He’s Issa Diop
Our French centre half

Rinse and repeat.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:19 pm

Diop,
Diop,
Diop Diop Diop...

To the tune of 'You Wot?!'

Tricky to remember all the words... but good once you get it.
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby PortCityIron on Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:53 pm

Cant quite make out the words to the Diop song either - doesn’t come through the tube well. Can someone post?
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby griff123 on Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:59 pm

To the tune of Noddy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t277EMkSsjA

Make way for Snoddy, SNODDY
He plays the west ham way
Make way for Snoddy

& repeat

A few of us have been trying to get it to stick in block 130...hasnt happened so far! lol
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby sutts07 on Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:15 pm

(I love you baby)
Felipe Anderson...!
You are the love of my life...
Felipe Anderson...!
I'd let you shag my wife...
Felipe Anderson...!
I want curly hair toooooooo...!

(Lambada)
Felipe Anderson
He'll twist and turn and leave you on the floor
Felipe Anderson
He'll get behind and ruin your back door
Loves a stepover
Loves a goal even more
Give him half and chance and you know he will score
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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Postby WestHamIFC on Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:59 pm

sutts07 wrote:
He'll get behind and ruin your back door



LMAO!! ABsolutely CRYING with laughter in my office here. Genius lyrics! :lol:
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