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Re: Andy Carroll

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kenthammer1984 wrote:So he is out with a knee injury tonight?

Any ideas how long he will be out for?
Back for Ipswich away next August
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Will be spending xmas in some exotic location.....again
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f*** him off. I can't stand the bloke.
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Most likely had to baby sit as well as a knock on the knee! time to Get Rid, Sam must want him, we can get better for what we pay him, too full of himself.
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Ah, the old 'Christmas injury' much like Nolans annual 'Christmas red card' when he was here.
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Does anyone know the extent of Sicknotes injury - will he be available for the upcoming humiliations or are we stuck with Ayew up front...
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I thought Gary Lewin was the man with the magic touch (sponge). Seems he's as rubbish as the team he is supposed to be keeping fit!
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Serious couple of questions - ignoring cup games - what was the last winning goal AC scored for us & in his entire WHU career who many winning goals has he scored?
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Re: Andy Carroll

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West Ham 2-1 Southampton. 28th Dec, 2015
West Ham 2-1 Chelsea. 24th Oct, 2015


He scored the 2nd goal in both those games, checking the records they were last 2 Winning goals he scored for us.
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Thanks - I wonder how many in total?
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His goals at Middlesbrough and Southampton? Put us 2-1 in both games (although So'ton might have been the equaliser) and we won them 1-3.
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What gets on my tits with this bloke is that every time he gets injured, no-one seems to know for sure what the actual injury is. I'm sure he is not really injured most of the time but just fancies another holiday. Is anyone aware of what his current 'injury' actually is? What is certain is that he won't be seen again this side of Christmas, not that I would want him anywhere near the team anyway. The term 'A waste of space' fits him to a tee.
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all goals are decisive, of all the sticks you can beat para-carroll* with, that's quite lame.


* paracarro is italian for "guard-stone"
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Re: Andy Carroll

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It is with a heavy heart that I have to report that Andy has had to be put down. .....
It wasn't fair to prolong the suffering.

I hope this is taken with the light hearted nature with which it was intended.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Xmas is coming time for a rest AC

useless waste of space so we have sakho Martinez and ayew left. one premier league striker

time for Martinez to have a go. cant be worse than ayew on weds.
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hammerman11 wrote:Xmas is coming time for a rest AC

useless waste of space so we have sakho Martinez and ayew left. one premier league striker

time for Martinez to have a go. cant be worse than ayew on weds.
Punted the ball long to Ayew a lot rather then down the channel on Wednesday so can't totally blame him IMO
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Still haven't seen any info on his latest 'injury' and how many months he will be out for this time. Anyone know? Not that I would want him back in the team of course. Just a morbid curiousity really.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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1mcavennie wrote:Serious couple of questions - ignoring cup games - what was the last winning goal AC scored for us & in his entire WHU career who many winning goals has he scored?
I remember watching MOTD from my hospital bed in Paisley , he scored the only goal against Swansea , that was January or February 2013 . :)
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Re: Andy Carroll

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he can't be out for that long can he, it was only a knock i thought?
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