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Re: Andy Carroll

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Notice how he always seems to get injured when a transfer window is open.

It’s like he doesn’t want to be sold.

Great player on his da........ blah blah blah.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Should just terminate his contract and free up a squad space
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Beyond back joke now
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HammerMan2004 wrote:How does discomfort in his ankle result in at least 3 months out?

Strap it up and get on with it ffs.

This is Andy Carroll we are talking about, not Billy Bonds.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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HammerMan2004 wrote:How does discomfort in his ankle result in at least 3 months out?

Strap it up and get on with it ffs.
This. It's not just the injures with Carroll, it's the length of time he's out for and the lack of clarity.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Two-bob waste of space.

Should of got rid 2 seasons ago. He's a fraud of a football player.

Not funny anymore. :thdn:
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Thats it. I'm done with the Carroll. I have always loved him as a player, and have always wanted him to maintain some form of fitness so he can play a sustained amount of games. Not any more. Enough is enough. Pay off his contract and get him out of the club.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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What a ****ing sorry saga that man's West Ham career has been.

If he was on a play for pay contract he'd be on benefits.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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How long does he have left on his contract?
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Vital goals against West Brom and Stoke last season. Without him we could easily be talking about a very different transfer window.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Not on twitter...what's he supposed to have done now? P. M if not postable on here.
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Something whiffs a bit about these two injury announcements. Don't know why. Oddly coincidental with the length of time out.
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Carroll and Reid back in time for getting rid of in the Jan Transfer Window
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Re: Andy Carroll

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If this is true (injured again) get rid of. Pay off his contract and goodbye. Absolutely f@@@@@g unbelievable. Headbanger
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Just heard...hopefully the announcement will be a contract termination. If not, he is a very very lucky chap.
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WorcesterWHU wrote:Something whiffs a bit about these two injury announcements. Don't know why. Oddly coincidental with the length of time out.
Other things that last for around 3 months include:

USA ESTA VISA for British Nationals.
The first trimester of a pregnancy
Cocaine detection in hair samples
The length of time something becomes a lifestyle choice
According to rumour R Kelly’s marriage to the singer Aaliyah
Lauryn Hill’s jail sentence for tax evasion.
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Time is ticking for him only one year left on his contract surely even our useless owners are not stupid enough to take up the two year option ? Welcome to the scrap heap where you belong big man in 2019.He will be happy more time to drink and ‘party’ without inconvenience of earning his wages by playing football.
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Nearly at that magical 150 games missed now...

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Re: Andy Carroll

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Is there a point of terminating his contract and giving him his wages upfront? May as well keep him on the payroll to score his obligatory 2 match winning goals a season.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Why not, as was mooted on here last time, don't the club make him do something, anything to earn his wages ? Even if it's just sitting in the office answering the phone. Make him do something for his £80,000 a week !
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