Andy Carroll

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Re: Andy Carroll

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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote: Not any more he isn't.
Completely forgot about his passing :P
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One Peter Butler wrote:I'd have him in giving the stadium a lick of paint and installing the retractable seating.

I am actually serious.
I wholeheartedly agree.
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You just know that if we stay up by 3 points or less Sullivan will state it was Carroll's goals against West Brom that kept us up and offer him a new 5 year contract.
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Sincerely very sorry mods. You have better things to do and I should know better.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Tomos has had a stinker [img]https://www.dokuwiki.org/lib/images/smileys/icon
Weeeellll , it was early in the morning for me and my brain hadn't quite clicked into gear and anyway , someone has to defend poor old Andy , why are you all having a go at him all of a sudden , he's not doing anything he hasn't done since arriving at West Ham - the people you should be raving at are the ones who gave him a 6 year contract :)
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Carlton'sGoal wrote: Completely forgot about his passing :P
You could be describing any of our midfield...
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Am I allowed to predict that the abiding memory of Andy Carroll will be that last-gasp goal v West Brom? I would be amazed if we ever see him in our colours again. Played 90 minutes, scored twice, put himself in the shop window for the January sales and then got injured....................pardon! And I refuse to believe that Chelsea were ever interested in signing him anyway! :crest:
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Just wish he had f@@@@@d off to Chelsea. The exact right club for him IMO.
Full of posers. He'd have gone down really well with their plastic fans.
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Said it before, we should terminate his contract as not fit for purpose. Absolute p-ss take.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Any updates on AC?

Any chance he'll be back for the run in? Or at least a couple of games?
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Back for Chelsea, I heard
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Puff Daddy wrote:Back for Chelsea, I heard
Always a good piss up after that game, eh.
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Whenever I see the Carroll thread has a new post my first thought is "What's he done now?"
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Forgot he was still here. What is he injured with this time ? I have genuinely forgotten !
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:Whenever I see the Carroll thread has a new post my first thought is "What's he done now?"
Me too. As for playing again, I doubt we will see him again this season. And next season only if we are relegated. One of the biggest reasons I don't want us relegated. Just want shot of the bloke once and for all.
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GaryP wrote:Forgot he was still here. What is he injured with this time ? I have genuinely forgotten !
Broken foot?
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sutts07 wrote:***WARNING***
This site will make your piss boil...

http://www.whatfootballersearn.com/player/andy-carroll/
not that bad actually, i didn't know that a trip to space and a private island cost roughly the same!
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