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Doc H Ball wrote:Anyone else think he was waving ta ta?
We should be so lucky.

Less goals in six years than Salah in one.
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Played and scored in Dirk Kuyt's testimonial. Not bad goal either from 3 mins 35

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Seeing this thread get bumped up always makes me worry!
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ironsjh wrote:Played and scored in Dirk Kuyt's testimonial. Not bad goal either from 3 mins 35

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Good goal. Maybe next season he will have more luck and no injuries?! :crest:
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That mentality has had us wondering for 5 years now.

Time to go big man
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eastsider wrote:Good goal. Maybe next season he will have more luck and no injuries?! :crest:
“This time next year Rodders we’ll be millionaires”
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Good goal. Maybe next season he will have more luck and no injuries?! :crest:


[quote="e17]]"This time next year Rodders we’ll be millionaires”[/quote]

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i can see daves logic in signing him
"so liverpool paid £50 million for him, we can buy him for £16million then we can sell him for £50million to someone else, think of the profit! what could go wrong?"
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I wonder if the number of posts in this thread exceeds the minutes Carroll has played for us?
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^ that would be about 110 full games, doubt he's even close to that.
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They could’ve at least spelt his name right on his shirt and on the caption !
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warp wrote:^ that would be about 110 full games, doubt he's even close to that.
91 full games, 37 sub appearances, so he probablyjust edges it.
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tavbet wrote:I wonder if the number of posts in this thread exceeds the minutes Carroll has played for us?
How about the games missed?

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Korea Hammer wrote:91 full games, 37 sub appearances, so he probablyjust edges it.
:shock:

unbelievable!
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Time to go, big man. You delivered some wonderful moments for us, but very few.

Defo get 20m from some sucker.
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You’ll be pushed for 10m mate, his criminal wages means we will probably have to give him away (or send him out on loan)
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simonirons wrote:You’ll be pushed for 10m mate, his criminal wages means we will probably have to give him away (or send him out on loan)
Option 1 for me.
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simonirons wrote:You’ll be pushed for 10m mate, his criminal wages means we will probably have to give him away (or send him out on loan)
Or sell him by the pound to a dog food and glue factory...
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Might get a few quid for his hair from the wig makers.
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It's obvious to me that the most 'West Ham' thing ever will happen here.

No buyers this summer so Carroll stays, keeps fit and scores 25 goals. Then leaves at the end of the season on a free to Spurs or Chelsea :lol:
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