It's a shame none of them were scored in competitive matches, but which one of these three goals involving Ravel Morrison do you rate as the best?
Goal A: http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=127088 (Morrison, England U21s, 14 October 2013)
Goal B: http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=127154 (Morrison, England U21s, 17 November 2013)
Goal C: http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=127799 (Sakho vs Ipswich Town XI, 4 September 2014)
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The Ridiculous Goals Poll
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Re: The Ridiculous Goals Poll
Christian Dailly scoring with his b*llocks against ipswich, or lee chapman scoring with his arse were a bit ridiculous. ..
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Are you sure that weren't a dodgy miss hit scuff by song in the buildup to sacko's goal?
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3.
I'm assuming Sam was Hundreds of miles away and nothing to do with the tactics played in that match?
I'm assuming Sam was Hundreds of miles away and nothing to do with the tactics played in that match?
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Voted B....
But that goal at White Hart Lane in the 3-0 victory was 'ridiculous' for me. He looked just like he was strolling, but he was accelerating consistently and just left everyone for dead. Made it look effortless.
But that goal at White Hart Lane in the 3-0 victory was 'ridiculous' for me. He looked just like he was strolling, but he was accelerating consistently and just left everyone for dead. Made it look effortless.
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Let's hope he is, after all he could hardly be any more anonymous than he was up there last seasonAndyCarrollsBarber wrote:He's saving it for Old Trafford.
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Re: The Ridiculous Goals Poll
What a **** thread for a poll. :lol:
Come on UtJ, you're better than this!
Come on UtJ, you're better than this!
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Over 460 views and only 44 votes so far. Makes you think about "that" Allardyce poll last season.
Goal (B) all day long for the technique.
Goal (B) all day long for the technique.
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Nah, this is what happens during an unwanted international break after only 3 matches in the league.LincolnshireHammer wrote:What a **** thread for a poll. :lol:
Come on UtJ, you're better than this!
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None. Score however you want in training and training matches, doesn't mean a thing.
Yoann Gourcuff vs PSG in 2009.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sourc ... iEMq3YHWAw
Yoann Gourcuff vs PSG in 2009.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sourc ... iEMq3YHWAw
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Sorry, he loses marks for the toe-poke.fjthegrey wrote:None. Score however you want in training and training matches, doesn't mean a thing.
Yoann Gourcuff vs PSG in 2009.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sourc ... iEMq3YHWAw
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Re: The Ridiculous Goals Poll
Yet people rave about that Ronaldinho toe poke vs Chelsea in 2005. Alas.
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I ain't "people"fjthegrey wrote:Yet people rave about that Ronaldinho toe poke vs Chelsea in 2005. Alas.
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Re: The Ridiculous Goals Poll
I voted 3 because for once, we were able to string more than 3 passes together in the final third