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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Ted Fenton on Thu May 18, 2017 1:18 pm

Jumby wrote:I bet he starts on Sunday, and I bet we lose, 2-0.

No idea of final score, but I think Calleri will score.
Oh .. for us.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Marky on Thu May 18, 2017 1:29 pm

I actually hate him. Genuinely, want to punch him. Every time I look at him I see Sulivan's lying face.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Thu May 18, 2017 1:58 pm

Marky wrote:I actually hate him. Genuinely, want to punch him. Every time I look at him I see Sulivan's lying face.


'kin ell :lol:
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby steveyrockstar on Thu May 18, 2017 1:59 pm

Balls, and I've just written a song about him too..

Here comes Johnny trying rabonas, groaners,
Be, bop, a, lua, baby, what I say
Here comes Johnny with the goal at his mercy,
Down in Stratford, trying to make our day,
He got the action, he got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can play
Dedication, devotion
Then he turns a good chance into a miss
You do the song about the goal-scorin' striker
Then you do the song about our John
(doo-doo-doo-doo)
Johnny Calleeeeeerrriiii
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Crouchend_Hammer on Thu May 18, 2017 2:04 pm

Marky wrote:I actually hate him. Genuinely, want to punch him. Every time I look at him I see Sulivan's lying face.



Some people really need to chill out a bit!

We are West Ham, we are a bit crap, with crap players. We have always been a bit crap, with lots of crap players

That's the beauty of it
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Stulaw on Thu May 18, 2017 2:07 pm

hammerman11 wrote:16m you are joking !
Rather have
Ileanacho 20m
josh king 15m

andre gray 15m

callerei is a joke no thankyou


You think they'll go for that little? You think they'd even consider us?

Not saying Calleri's worth £16m by the way but you're valuing those players at way too low of a price.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Faubert's Boot on Thu May 18, 2017 2:21 pm

Kialos wrote:This opinion does not make sense to me because in all the years I have watched live football I have never seen a player whose confidence is gone chase and look for the ball and bully players in possession.


Chasing down is not necessarily the sign of a confident player, making the correct decisions is. Besides, the chasing down only started after he scored against boro.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Marky on Thu May 18, 2017 3:11 pm

Some people really need to chill out a bit!

We are West Ham, we are a bit crap, with crap players. We have always been a bit crap, with lots of crap players

That's the beauty of it[/quote]


They took us from our home which housed a lot of this crap to the bowl for this...for Jonathan Callieri.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu May 18, 2017 3:16 pm

i reckon hes gonna do really well next year



































i dont really
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby steveyrockstar on Thu May 18, 2017 7:52 pm

he probably will if he ends up at another club
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Thu May 18, 2017 8:12 pm

Marky wrote:I actually hate him. Genuinely, want to punch him. Every time I look at him I see Sulivan's lying face.

And the tackle he bottled sunday, the untold misplaced passes, the wayward shots.....and that stupid rabona. :thdn:
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby smuts on Thu May 18, 2017 9:15 pm

£16 million :lol:

Wouldn't pay 16 pence for him.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Puff Daddy on Fri May 19, 2017 3:03 pm

psychoscoredthelot wrote:i reckon hes gonna do really well next year


In the Patagonian Second Division
































i dont really
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby coesj on Fri May 19, 2017 3:13 pm

This geezer is effin useless
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Noble Man on Fri May 19, 2017 3:29 pm

Marky wrote:I actually hate him. Genuinely, want to punch him. Every time I look at him I see Sulivan's lying face.


I'm actually with you on this one - was shouting all sorts at the TV on Sunday at his pathetic, lazy, inept performance.

There was actually one bit where he totally bottled a tackle and other half heard me from outside the house!!

Can't stand him and he has to go.... £16m.... My arse!!!!
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby BromleyHammer on Fri May 19, 2017 3:43 pm

On the Harry Kane thread I mentioned how I think Kane is mustard. Calleri is pony, seriously pony. This really hit home when he had those chances against spurs, I honestly think in that situation, I could have done better.
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Marky on Fri May 19, 2017 3:48 pm

Bromley, I think a lot of fans in the ground can shoot better than that bottling idiot
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Modern on Fri May 19, 2017 4:03 pm

Strange this on has gone so badly. I remember when Spurs were linked last season and he was being talked up so much, really felt of all West Ham's signings he would be the best one.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ri-7590803
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Rocketron on Fri May 19, 2017 4:07 pm

Modern wrote:Strange this on has gone so badly. I remember when Spurs were linked last season and he was being talked up so much, really felt of all West Ham's signings he would be the best one.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ri-7590803" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If you still want him, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. :wink:
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Re: Jonathan Calleri

Postby Patito on Fri May 19, 2017 4:14 pm

Noble Man wrote:I'm actually with you on this one - was shouting all sorts at the TV on Sunday at his pathetic, lazy, inept performance.

There was actually one bit where he totally bottled a tackle and other half heard me from outside the house!!




Ooh you're hard! Armchair fans... :D
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