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Postby Colours never run on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:14 pm

LincolnshireHammer wrote:7 goals in 29 apps for us.

I expect more for 20m though. This could be his season.



Plus the assists (if we are to exclude the other chances he makes).
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Postby IanBishopLegend7 on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:25 pm

One of the most frustrating players I have seen. One moment a world class flick or touch, next he gives it away needlessly-like he's never seen a ball before.

Despite his goal I would prefer Arnie to come on first. Ayew is a last option for me still.
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Postby steveyrockstar on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:34 pm

The Old Mile End wrote:Ayew is sometimes lethal from one metre in front of an open goal.


Yes, but only sometimes... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bS9KnE2gNQQ
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Postby stu1 on Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:55 pm

Ayew has some pretty decent stats, however I think they mask his contribution throughout a game which is often very little.
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Postby bubbles1966 on Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:13 pm

Yes, if only goals were a less important factor in a game of football.
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Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:17 pm

:D
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Postby Samba on Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:57 pm

Tbf, Long John Silver would have scored that on Monday night, even if his leg had fallen off.
Give Ayew his due though, he did well when he came on.
More of the same please, lad!
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Postby e17 on Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:18 pm

Samba wrote:Tbf, Long John Silver would have scored that on Monday night

Zaza and Calleri wouldn't have :wink:
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Postby hammerman11 on Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:45 am

the thing is he is in the right place to knock it in. one yard or 20 yards still counts the same.
a quality sub to have. will be useful this season.

no good having a pick itself first 11 and nothing else. we need a squad of good players to come in and don a job when required. ayew did that on monday night
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Postby prophet:marginal on Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:03 am

He's an instinctive goal-scorer. Offer him a chance in the right place and the ball's hitting the net before the keeper can set himself properly. Its not a complete rarity; Hernandez's goals at Southampton come from the same instinct.

I think Ayew's contribution is more patchy outside of the area.

We'd convert bundles of goals, if we could somehow calibrate the team in diamond midfield formation, with the above two channeling forward, making runs.
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Postby LincolnshireHammer on Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:30 am

prophet:marginal wrote:He's an instinctive goal-scorer. Offer him a chance in the right place and the ball's hitting the net before the keeper can set himself properly.

I think it's Bilic's major flaw at the moment. He has too many players with large egos and he doesn't know where their best position is on the field.

He is trying to incorporate everyone, meaning they are all being played outfield and not necessarily in their correct position. See Hernandez on Monday being played on the wing. Bilic should have played Hernandez or Carroll, not both.

Same is with Ayew. Bilic also plays Obiang, Kouyate and Noble on the pitch when only two are necessary.

According to Snoddy, Bilic didn't even know where his best position was and asked him where he would like to play. Bilic should already know this IMO.

Our best front 6 should be:

Kouyate Obiang
Antonio Lanzini Arnie
Hernandez

Leave the rest on the bench and bring them on if need be.
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Postby mike1961 on Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:47 am

LincolnshireHammer wrote:Bilic should have played Hernandez or Carroll, not both.

I disagree. Carroll with either Hernandez or Ayew is a classic pairing, c.f. Shearer and Sheringham.
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Postby LincolnshireHammer on Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:05 pm

mike1961 wrote:I disagree. Carroll with either Hernandez or Ayew is a classic pairing, c.f. Shearer and Sheringham.

I don't think it would work in the system Bilic currently deploys.

We play 1 striker with 2 wingers. If we were to adopt 2 up front with Hernandez playing just off Carroll, I'd agree completely!
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Postby Lee_WHU on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:10 pm

Tin hat time.

I think the fact he's scored a few tap-ins have papered over the cracks of what a shockingly poor player Ayew has been (for us, at least). I've started to cringe when he picks up the ball in the opponent's half waiting for him to either get tackled, mislay a pass or contort his body in ways I've never seen just to take absolutely every touch of the ball with his left foot regardless of position, direction, speed, stance or anything else. The last time I felt this way about someone on the ball was Enner Valencia.

Harsh?
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Postby Crouchend_Hammer on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:12 pm

He isn't a left midfielder, so don't judge him as one
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Postby Lee_WHU on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:14 pm

I'm not, this hasn't just happened after today :D
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Postby MD_HM on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:25 pm

Lee_WHU wrote:Tin hat time.

I think the fact he's scored a few tap-ins have papered over the cracks of what a shockingly poor player Ayew has been (for us, at least). I've started to cringe when he picks up the ball in the opponent's half waiting for him to either get tackled, mislay a pass or contort his body in ways I've never seen just to take absolutely every touch of the ball with his left foot regardless of position, direction, speed, stance or anything else. The last time I felt this way about someone on the ball was Enner Valencia.

Harsh?


A million percent :thup:

You missed getting the ball, turning round in circles and passing it back

Worse game for us today, absolute dogshit

He doesn't have any attributes to suggest he can play on the wing, it's odd watching like sticking a GK left back for a laugh.

Masuaku did more in 10 minutes than he did in 80
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Postby il_martello_di_genovesi on Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:44 pm

Crouchend_Hammer wrote:He isn't a left midfielder, so don't judge him as one


Nope, not at all. I get sick of hearing about his tap ins aswell. As I said a few days ago, I find it odd how people find a way of turning scoring goals into a negative. He has actually been involved in plenty of our goals through scoring and assists.

It's no surprise his most 'dog ****' game for us is when he has played in a position that has nothing to do with what he's about.

He did at least come back to defend when Cresswell was doing **** all though.
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Postby MadMart on Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:22 pm

Lee_WHU wrote:Tin hat time.

I think the fact he's scored a few tap-ins have papered over the cracks of what a shockingly poor player Ayew has been (for us, at least). I've started to cringe when he picks up the ball in the opponent's half waiting for him to either get tackled, mislay a pass or contort his body in ways I've never seen just to take absolutely every touch of the ball with his left foot regardless of position, direction, speed, stance or anything else. The last time I felt this way about someone on the ball was Enner Valencia.

Harsh?


Spot on mate - AA is just not very good (and a complete waste of money IMHO)
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Postby johnnyb on Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:27 pm

What has shocked me as well is his lack of any real pace. Haven't yet seen him outrun an opponent. He always has to check back and lose momentum.
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