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Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Overchuffed on Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:27 pm

..........been spared jail but guilty of burglary.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/ex ... 87896.html
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby sanchoz on Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:37 pm

Its a shame his life has been enveloped by serious drink and drug addictions .
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Ben on Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:40 pm

I call him 10K

I think I drew him in Gibbins paint thread
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Hammerite on Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:47 pm

...bring your charlie (allegedly) and bacardi.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Rocket on Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:58 am

'A former Premier League footballer who burgled a flat while drunk and high on cocaine has been spared jail — after telling a court he believed he was taking part in a treasure hunt.'

That is the best excuse I have ever heard.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby kayahammer on Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:02 am

Rocket wrote:'A former Premier League footballer who burgled a flat while drunk and high on cocaine has been spared jail — after telling a court he believed he was taking part in a treasure hunt.'

That is the best excuse I have ever heard.



I thought he was on nose powder, not LSD.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:22 am

Rocket wrote:'A former Premier League footballer who burgled a flat while drunk and high on cocaine has been spared jail — after telling a court he believed he was taking part in a treasure hunt.'

That is the best excuse I have ever heard.


Part of his year long 40th birthday celebrations, apparently. Sounded legit to me.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby the pink palermo on Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:50 am

Rocket wrote:That is the best excuse I have ever heard.


It's genius .

Right up there with the "sleepwalking" defence in rape cases ........

Still at least his prints and DNA will be on file now .
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Rio on Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:59 am

He's suspicions were first triggered when he was aware Anneka Rice wasnt by his side shouting stop the clock
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby sendô on Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:10 pm

Best excuse ever.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby cockney farmer on Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:07 pm

My mates dad actually bought his Audi a few weeks ago , well he said it was his.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby kayahammer on Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:17 am

cockney farmer wrote:My mates dad actually bought his Audi a few weeks ago , well he said it was his.


Maybe that's why he couldn't find the keys he was looking for in that flat.
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby Jumby on Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:01 pm

What the hell kind of gear is he smashing up his nostrils to make him think he's on a f**king treasure hunt, and did he slip the judge some? :lol:
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Re: Shaun Newtons having a party....

Postby aboooooooooo on Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:43 pm

sendô wrote:Best excuse ever.


He isn't alone... Step forward our former Scottish hero.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ption.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"HMRC discovered £200,000 — half of it McAvennie’s cash — in a Land Rover at Dover Docks. To his astonishment, former business partner Alan Short stood up in court and claimed the cash was an investment in a cargo ship designed to retrieve sunken treasure.
Customs and Excise suspected otherwise, the cash was impounded and McAvennie was left potless."
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