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HM11 you are mad aren't you?
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Ozza wrote:HM11 you are mad aren't you?
Either that or he's on a massive wind up.
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hammerman11 wrote:Hernandez has been hit and miss since he arrived. mainly miss. always has an injury and 140 pw wages mean we should get rid in the summer.

30 now so a few years left 15-20m should do the trick.
arnie 30 soon 45-50m
perez 30 useless 5m if lucky
carroll 30 useless 5m now or free in summer when contract expired

replace with some young guns such as Gomez beloti, Abrahams

top up with silva and Antonio and we are good to go for a few years.
You can't just go out and sell all 4 senior strikers in one window and replace them and expect us to hit the ground running next season. To me it is a no brainer to let Carroll go at the end of his contract (unless he takes an enormous pay cut to stay) and to sell Arnautovic in the summer presuming he still wants out at that point. I would be keeping Hernandez and Perez just for some squad consistency.
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Ozza wrote:HM11 you are mad aren't you?
The definition of insanity is saying the same thing over and over and expecting different results
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I admire hammerman's consistency, he knows what he wants. Tammy Abraham(s).
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Carrolls price seems to be coming down now though
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YorksHammer wrote:
The definition of insanity is saying the same thing over and over and expecting different results
That sounds more like the definition of persistence!
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hammermann11


how may times have you watched Belotti and/or Gomez play ?

serious question ? telly or stream would suffice...
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Seems to be well down the list tonight for criticism but this two bob **** has not put in a shift for us on too many occasions, twice this season he has played Wimbledon, he got lucky in a piss poor first performance against them and tonight was totally anonymous, should have been hauled off at half time too but the other three that were deserved to go off just as much as this spineless fraud of a player, I said it as much when he joined he is a fraud and won’t offer us anything , sooner he ****'s off the better

****ing wrongun, I doubt a flaming red hot chili pepper up his jacksy would make a difference to this c**** body language
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sicknote wrote:Seems to be well down the list tonight for criticism but this two bob **** has not put in a shift for us on too many occasions, twice this season he has played Wimbledon, he got lucky in a piss poor first performance against them and tonight was totally anonymous, should have been hauled off at half time too but the other three that were deserved to go off just as much as this spineless fraud of a player, I said it as much when he joined he is a fraud and won’t offer us anything , sooner he ****'s off the better

****ing wrongun, I doubt a flaming red hot chili pepper up his jacksy would make a different to this ***** body language

Spot on.
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I reckon his pay packet is a big factor in the Arnie shenanigans.
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International striker ?

The Wimbledon player with the beard looked 10 times better tonight

Lazy light weight sulker f*** off
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I know Arnautovic isn’t popular right now but i’d far rather ‘little pea’ left the club for a multitude of reasons
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Pop Robson wrote: The Wimbledon player with the beard looked 10 times better tonight
Wasn't that Conor McGregor?
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I like him but he was pony tonight. Hit the post first half but missed some very good chances 2nd half.
Will he be here next week? Probably not
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Like many, I thought he'd been subbed at HT.
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Valencia went from only wanting a loan, to offering €8m. Squeeze €10m out of them and get the deal done.
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He’s the worse of the lot
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sicknote wrote:Seems to be well down the list tonight for criticism but this two bob **** has not put in a shift for us on too many occasions, twice this season he has played Wimbledon, he got lucky in a piss poor first performance against them and tonight was totally anonymous, should have been hauled off at half time too but the other three that were deserved to go off just as much as this spineless fraud of a player, I said it as much when he joined he is a fraud and won’t offer us anything , sooner he ****'s off the better

****ing wrongun, I doubt a flaming red hot chili pepper up his jacksy would make a difference to this ***** body language
:thup: :thup: :thup:
Seems like 20 minutes is the limit of his endurance. My wife argued with me that he'd gone off at HT cos she hadn't heard his name for 15 minutes. Never understood why some love him so much
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Disgraceful tonight - I can (and sadly so often have) accept ineptitude, but to see that show from a gifted player was a proper piss-take.

To think that millions of peeps in Mexico went to the pub at 10 in the morning to watch that...
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