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Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:51 pm

Any other examples of people connected with or not connected to West Ham that cant even do the crossed hammers properly????

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:52 pm

Ps The Chinese Super Fan has got it right.
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Up the Junction on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:07 pm

Yes - me in the pic with David Sullivan taken at his house. And no, I'm not re-posting it...

Could be a very funny thread - I've noticed this a lot.
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:13 pm

is it you or DS doing it wrong? Google doesnt not give up this treasure
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:13 pm

To be fair, what do we consider the correct way?

Backs of fists facing camera? Or side of fists facing camera?
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:15 pm

Well the arms have to make a vertical X like the Super-Fan

Rather than a limp horizontal X like our Assistant manager!!

Fist position is debateable
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:15 pm

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Wrong?

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Right?

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:16 pm

HammerMan2004 wrote:Image



That is definately wrong , more Adam Ant than crossed hammers
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby fmgod on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:17 pm

Tevez looks like his got his arms trying to direct a plane not to land
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Up the Junction on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:17 pm

Jedi Al Khalaas wrote:is it you or DS doing it wrong?

Both, as I recall!

I think Winstone has it right. Fists facing forward. Grimacing. Looks well hard.

Strangely, Mourinho's isn't too bad.

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:17 pm

Lots on Google of Tevez doing it above his head:

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Turns out Tevez can do it right though:

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Typical Big Sam, riling us up:

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I'm already way too invested is this debate...
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:18 pm

Up the Junction wrote:I think Winstone has it right. Fists facing forward. Looks well hard.


Can't find any other example of it being done that way actually!
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:18 pm

Tell a lie:

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:19 pm

Didnt anyone tell tevex he is doing it Wrong???

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:19 pm

It does tend to be a "hard man" look, with the fists outwards.

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:20 pm

Maradona has a nice twist. Almost self-hug like:

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:21 pm

Why does maradonna need 2 watches? eh?

This si near perfect

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:23 pm

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Up the Junction on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:26 pm

When we won the Best Forum award at the 2015 FBAs. The second and only time I've ever been pictured doing it. Acceptable? Difficulty factor must be considered, given that I'm holding a trophy...

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:27 pm

Crossed Hammer Scoring System

Chest Heightness - Chest 2 marks , neck high 1 mark - Adam Ant 0 marks
Verticalness - marked 2 for vertical , 1 for close, 0 for Horizontal
Fists out liek Ray or Cass - 2 points , palms out 0 points
facial Expression - hardman (or woman) bonus mark

I mark the Cass photo a 2 + 2 + 2 + No bonus as neutal expression so = 6 mark crossed hammer

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