Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby ironilunga on Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:34 am

Rocket wrote:Utj, if there's any way of unearthing that amazing dicksie thread, please do. It was Hall of Fame material.


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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby HammerMan2004 on Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:19 pm

bitter-iron-ny wrote:[img]/img]


Pixie seems to have gone for the “handcuffs in bed” look.
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby spod on Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:02 pm

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Up the Junction on Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:05 pm

ironilunga wrote:Many theologians have questioned the authenticity of the shroud largely due to the poor quality of the crossed hammers.

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby BillUp on Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:30 pm

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Well technically he is :)
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Rio on Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:36 pm

I did it (there is photographic evidence if your sad or desperate enough to seek it) whilst adding the flourish of throwing devil horns.

This makes me either

A) sad
B) old enough to know better
C) a pint too far
D) all of the above
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Beavis Danzig on Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:44 pm

depends on whether you were drinking at the cart and horses.
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Rio on Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:46 pm

Beavis Danzig wrote:depends on whether you were drinking at the cart and horses.


First time I did was running around the Olympic Stadium doing a 10k. Endorphins are a weird thing. Second time was at Download festival. 8 pints of Trooper is even weirder
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby mywhufc on Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:18 pm

best left to the tourists to do.
Cant say I’ve ever felt the need to do it
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Pop Robson on Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:24 pm

Needs to be more forearms that wrists
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jumby on Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:33 pm

Love that Pixie pic, I'm going to become famous and smash her, whilst she holds that pose, and wears that shirt :lol:
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:52 pm

What are you going to be famous for?
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Hindley Hammer on Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:05 pm

Jedi Al Khalaas wrote:What are you going to be famous for?

Smashing her while she holds that pose :D
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby bitter-iron-ny on Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:22 pm

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby bitter-iron-ny on Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:23 pm

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Doc H Ball on Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:17 pm

Having just seen that photo of Boris I'm off for 8 pints of Trooper.
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Rowly on Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:29 pm

Yes I agree - doing the crossed Hammers IS wrong! :D
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Ted Fenton on Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:50 pm

Shades of Lilliput and Blefuscu!
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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby Sauce! on Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:39 pm

Marco Boogers does it right...

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Re: Doing the crossed Hammers wrong

Postby vietnammer on Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:54 pm

Boris Johnson: why oh why :(
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