West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby thejackhammer on Fri May 11, 2018 9:33 am

JB66 wrote:Since the team have metaphorically failed to turn up for the last few weeks, why even bother playing this one? Send the players on holiday a few days early and save us all the pain of watching two sides put out by two negative soon to be ex managers grinding out a bore-draw.
Let the junior supporters have a kick about on the pitch instead! The club may lose the three points, but could cover any fine with the profits from the oversized and overpriced indoor tat stall... If anyone is actually attending the game, please wish Fat Sam and his mini-me Moyes a fond farewell from the Premier League...



They will both be managing in the premier league next season. With us or Everton, possibly not. But I can guarantee they’ll both be there.

Whoever pulls the trigger first on their manager, probably Cardiff or Southampton, maybe a shock relegation contender like Burnley, in will come Moyes or Sam.
I think that’s what Moyes wants to be honest, wouldn’t surprise me to see him turn us down so he can wait for someone to hire him to save them with a big fat safety bonus attached.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Coops on Fri May 11, 2018 10:08 am

Claret&Blue,Thru& wrote:All that beer and you might have to clean up anyway.


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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby bubbles1966 on Fri May 11, 2018 10:08 am

I think we'll be in front at HT and the Everton fans will be singing "**** off Sam Allardyce", at which point we'll join in.

Moshiri will sack Allardyce in the dressing room, offer Moyes a contract and a big transfer budget so he will tell the Stingys to **** off and Moyes and Allardyce will swap club ties before emerging for the second half as the newly, reappointed managers of West Ham and Everton.

Every one's a winner. Or not, as the case may be.

Oh, and Everton will grab a jammy late winner from somewhere, like they normally do.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby warp on Fri May 11, 2018 10:30 am

i really hope we win, so that sullivan can pocket some more cash.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby chigwells finest on Fri May 11, 2018 11:10 am

warp wrote:i really hope we win, so that sullivan can pocket some more cash.


i really hope we win , and stuff them 4-0 , to get revenge for that shocker earlier this season
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby bubbles1966 on Fri May 11, 2018 11:21 am

That was a typically jammy Everton outcome. Everything went their way that night.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby umweb on Fri May 11, 2018 11:48 am

0 - 3 everton. rooney loves scoring against us. hat-trick on his farewell match to the PL.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby johnnyb on Fri May 11, 2018 12:53 pm

umweb wrote:0 - 3 everton. rooney loves scoring against us. hat-trick on his farewell match to the PL.


I can't stand that bloke. Can't wait for him to f*ck off to America.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby warp on Fri May 11, 2018 12:57 pm

chigwells finest wrote:i really hope we win , and stuff them 4-0 , to get revenge for that shocker earlier this season

revenge for being ****? that would be harakiri. i'm all in on that!
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby szola on Fri May 11, 2018 1:03 pm

I hope we can kick them.
They deserve it.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Beavis Danzig on Fri May 11, 2018 1:06 pm

i can honestly say that i haven't cared about a game this little since last time sam and everton were both in attendance for our last home game of the season.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby prophet:marginal on Fri May 11, 2018 1:07 pm

Went down the greasy spoon for a POETS day luncheon and there read that Rooney is still on a ridiculous salary of £15M p/a. Not only that, but Man United were so desperate to get rid that they agreed that they would continue to pay him, even when he is playing (or not, as the case...) for a different side.

Long story short, if he wants to go to DC United or wherever, Stateside, he's got to persuade both Man United and Everton to continue paying him, because DC aren't able to pay much.

As for the game - surely Hughill has got to get 20 minutes or so?

That's about all I can presently summon up in terms of interest for it, personally.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Hindley Hammer on Fri May 11, 2018 1:13 pm

umweb wrote:0 - 3 everton. rooney loves scoring against us. hat-trick on his farewell match to the PL.


Don't think he will be playing after he said he will stay with Everton as long as Allerdyce goes.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... e-12514504" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and he did not take part in training this morning.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... -on-future
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby swash on Fri May 11, 2018 1:56 pm

1-0 94th minute pen from the skipper, followed by mass ear cupping in the rotund one's direction
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby smuts on Fri May 11, 2018 2:06 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:I would put Hart in, not because I think he is the better of the two keepers, but because I think he will need a game before the World Cup, always assuming he will make the squad, which he probably will.After the match, he will then make make his way back up the M1 and M6 with one last final appearance for us


Adrian in goal, Trott on the bench. I'd pack Hart off today to be honest.....
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby bubbles1966 on Fri May 11, 2018 2:17 pm

prophet:marginal wrote:That's about all I can presently summon up in terms of interest for it, personally.


I think this one has great potential to be entertaining, if only for the Everton fans' reactions to Allardyce.Image

If memory serves, Moyes last (home?) game as Everton manager was against Allardyce's West Ham.

Edit: Rooney apparently absent with a knee injury.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Fri May 11, 2018 2:37 pm

Rooney ruled out - he cant score against us this time
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby Phil S on Fri May 11, 2018 2:41 pm

Georgee Paris wrote:Really don’t think I can be bothered.


I'm swerving
will be doing the same a lot next season for the homes, just don't like it.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby dvincent on Fri May 11, 2018 2:48 pm

Hart
Zabaleta Rice Ogbonna Cresswell
Noble Kouyate
Mario Lanzini Masuaku
Arnautovic

Subs
Rice --> Collins
Hart --> Adrian
Mario --> Hugill

Collins deserves a standing ovation. We can thank Hart and Mario. I would also like to see Hugill get some minutes.
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Re: West Ham United v Everton: Match Thread

Postby ironsjh on Fri May 11, 2018 2:51 pm

Adrian
Rice-Collins-Burke
Zabaleta-Obiang-Noble-Masuaku
Arnautovic
Carroll-Hugill

Subs - Trott, Evra, Pask, Browne, Haksabanovic, Lanzini, Hernandez
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