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'When you sit in row Z & the ball hit your head...'
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Look at the tit on that..
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2-3-1 every time.
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"Draw me like one of your French girls,"
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People who bought this also purchased a doctor and nurse set and a first aid kit.
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I would just like to thank you lot..............yes you............for making me very...... VERY rich......mwaaaaa ha haaaaa :wink:
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I think one of the agents we used went over there, need to see the free agents list
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The final straw Carroll has now broken sweat.
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