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[Iron-on-transfer]

"I'm telling yer Goldy, I've never lied to these toe rag fans of ours, never. It's as clear for anyone to see as this cup of coffee in my hand".

[Bamber Gascoigne]

"Our performances may well have driven you onto the Blue Bols Goldie, but not me - I'm on the invisible lagers mate!"

[thick-soup]

"Its a fleshlight from Anne summers.....put it on your old boy....hold it like this and!!!.............ermmmm...id wash it first tho'......."

[rouchie]

For the older fans - I gave the board the requirementrs for my new striker, and I get you from "Guess Who"

[kayahammer]

"So what's this west ham way I've heard so much about"

"Get out there, run around, but whatever you do, don't score."

[cockney hammer]

[vietnammer]

"We couldn't stand the arial bombardment"

[uptonparkhurst]

SB: The "head-on-upside-down" look. The way that you effortlessly find row Z.
Are you sure you're not related to James Collins?

[ageing hammer]

Didn't know James Collins was playing back then

[thick-soup]

After conceding yet another early goal the terraces rapidly emptied as the day trippers filed off to buy a new whistle at C&A....................

[Johnny_C WHU]

Wow if you thought the views were bad then and needed binoculars....

[cockney hammer]

[S-H]

Sir Trev: "I hope you remembered to bring your safety glasses and hard hat, those £2 coins are lethal"

[cockney hammer]

superb

[thick-soup]

Look into my eyes.......you WILL select Noble for the next England match.... :lol:

[cockney hammer]

[swisstony]

"2 left feet or too many Vodka's?"

[cockney hammer]

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