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"I told you, it's an extra 50 quid without the gloves on."
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:D :thup:
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"Jacks got a screw loose so now you all want your nuts checked??....oh GIVE ME A BREAK" :lol:
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"And thennnn... I did it all over his chest, like thissssssssss ahhhhh"
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"For the last ****ing time, I am not John ****ing Connor!!"
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Unable to speak, Jack Wilshere indicates that he will be out until Easter.
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Smell it or pull it, its all about choices
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In 2018, the outbreak of Suarez Flu left few survivors
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West Ham employ Buddhist tantric healer in attempt to solve Wilshere injury woes.
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Liverpool bosses impressed at how easy their feeder club players go down.
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Ricardo Vaz Te"
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"Oooh Arnie! You really are making a fist of it!"
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lol bamber
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How to win at "Spot the Ball"
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Triangulate a spot that 3 or more players are looking at. (Include the goalkeeper wherever possible)
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Funky Pigeon delivery man lives up to "delivered anywhere anytime" promise!! :D
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So here we are at the Crucible.....as the referee prepares to rerack the balls on the green baize.
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