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thick-soup
Posts: 317 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:28 pm
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by thick-soup » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:23 am
cockney hammer wrote:
"your names not down you're not coming in"
"But I work here!!......................................................................sometimes!"
thick-soup
Posts: 317 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:28 pm
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by thick-soup » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:28 am
cockney hammer wrote:
After recovering from the dentists chair Teddy was adamant he would be next in line for the golden shower event!!
DasNutNock
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by DasNutNock » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:58 am
cockney hammer wrote:
"No, it's MY hot cross bun!"
kayahammer
Posts: 6443 Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:59 am
Location: East of Eden
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by kayahammer » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:05 am
cockney hammer wrote:
"One more time lads... Coombaya ma lord, coombaya"
BrownFatwa
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Location: Guardian of satirical verse.
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by BrownFatwa » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:04 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Look, I'll permit bleached blonde hair, even those pinky-coloured boots if I must, but I simply will not tolerate wearing of sports bras outside of the tops. is it any wonder we never win a point north of Watford?.
ageing hammer
Posts: 25445 Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:04 am
Location: Cockney Hammer's stunt double
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by ageing hammer » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:52 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Which one of you lot sent Andy Carroll a map with directions to the training ground
sutts07
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by sutts07 » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:22 pm
kayahammer wrote:
What do you mean, you lot don't care about playing West Ham?
sutts07
Posts: 13066 Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:55 pm
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by sutts07 » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:33 pm
Me and him are literally the only good thing about this club right now...
vietnammer
Bucky the beaver
Posts: 31659 Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:31 am
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by vietnammer » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:40 pm
kayahammer wrote:
Mine's this long
Yeah,, well mine's THIS long
rouchie
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by rouchie » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:47 pm
kayahammer wrote:
Give me your boots.... NOW!!!
OFT
Posts: 21536 Joined: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:59 pm
Location: Sleepin’ in a bayou on a old rotten cot
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by OFT » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:18 pm
Doc H Ball wrote: Twitchetty Grub
Bravo