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"Jamie, if you don't believe Ive fingered Lou, then taste this!.........." :arry:
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That bloke over there walking out the gate, run over and get me knife out of his back.
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No not that one, the brown envelope just to the left
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Pull my finger
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Slav enjoyed his time in management, but was relishing the thought of relaxing with a stiff JD........... :lol:
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I hate you Viltshire.
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Eminem & Justin Timberlake just couldn't agree on who had the biggest Ars*........Beyoncé or Benni McCarthy :wink:
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"What's that?.....Stones?...yeah, he's a great player. Ah okay....very funny ya tw*t".
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A Brucie bonus :D
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Hang on a minute, i thought it was bubbles they liked blowing round here
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A £30m buyout? That’s the Krispy Kreme account settled then.
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Would sir like a little more practice on his ball control?
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Oooh Sir, it seems the water is a little too cold for you.
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