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“I’m 82 years old. You don’t understand. I’m hurting as much as you. I know it’s terrible. What about the razzle dazzle? It's all the agents fault, sucking tons of money out of the game. Where's my lovely interest?”
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"If we point a lot and gesticulate, he will think we know what we are doing and pick us for sure!" 8-)
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No, Arfur - those are the cones. Our midfield players are over there.
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Marco Silva: "Well he gets my vote for rear of the year, mmm mmm."
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"No, no, don't tell me, I'll remember what these clothes are, and what I'm doing here in a minute."
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"Razor between your legs?"

"Actually it's a full wax."
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"I know they fly so high, but surely not that high."
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"Are you not entertained" ???................
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I only parked it here a minute ago.
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"You talking to me?"
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"Dont worry about it. - Next time, yeah. - take some viagra and f*cking smash her back doors in"
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I'm off to the Andy Carroll suite
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This close, I was this close to staying fit for 5 minutes..
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Jack Wilshere emerges after ankle injury keeps him in treatment room for 6 months
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