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S-H
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by S-H » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:53 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Pellegrini: "uhhhhh Mr David that is my uhhhh.. my uhh penis?!"
Gold: "Yes I know"
ageing hammer
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by ageing hammer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:21 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Still no sign of the pound coin Sully dropped in the directors box.
Rasp
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by Rasp » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:44 pm
So sad...makes you hate them c**** even more...
e-20
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by e-20 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:56 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Santa Maria, Thanka god they didn't make me pose next to da short one.
e-20
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by e-20 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:58 pm
Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
The last Carol I had was a granny.
Doc H Ball
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by Doc H Ball » Sat Jun 02, 2018 6:57 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
London, E6, 29/5/2025
West Ham announce new stadium development having left the Meccano Arena after continual issues.
Chairwoman Dame Karren Brady said 'This is an historic move that will allow us to step up to the next level. We will own our own stadium, control income streams and have year round useage. I, along with 85% of our loyal supporters have always wanted this'.
Vice Chair and 49% shareholder Sir Sadiq Khan declined to comment.
BostonHammer
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by BostonHammer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:00 pm
somerset-hammer wrote: Pellegrini: "It was like shaking hands with a toddler"
Surely on the list of top 100 KUMB captions of all time.
ageing hammer
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by ageing hammer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:15 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Wearing Benni McCarthy's shirt won't fool me I know who you are.
bubbles1966
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by bubbles1966 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:24 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
"Sulli - I've met you, I''ve met Gold, where's the other five and Snow White?"
thick-soup
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by thick-soup » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:15 am
Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
"why aye wayne, Any holes a goal like"
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by thick-soup » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:17 am
cockney hammer wrote:
Benidorms beach had shrunk considerably snce the TV series had created interest in the area!!
thick-soup
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by thick-soup » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:26 am
cockney hammer wrote:
After retiring from wrestling Andre the giant was more than happy to mow the lawn at the home for ageing Albino's .......... :lol:
e-20
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by e-20 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:07 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Unlike West Ham their owners apparently did put all their money into the club.