"The wicked witch has sat on my hand for the entire first half - get your bugle around that Goldie my Son"cockney hammer wrote:
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Sullivan: "Growler couldn't be more apt Goldie, it had ****ing teeth!! how do you reckon I ended up with this plaster? anyway in the end I agreed to let her keep the newspaper column.."cockney hammer wrote:
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"Stop grimacing little man and swallow it!.......Karren smiles when she necks the gold top cream!!"
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Weight-watcher of the year, Steve Bruce, laments that he still hasn't seen his own cock, in ten years
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No more old pros seeing out their career with a payday. We want younger players on 3/6 2d a week!
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No no no Stewie baby you're wrong, Sullivan is only about this highcockney hammer wrote:
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“Look lads, see that pile of **** over there? That’s what’s going to happen to this club once am gone!”cockney hammer wrote:
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Moyes: "look!! another wee **** running on the pitch"cockney hammer wrote:
Pearce: "end him Mark, Snap his ****ing neck go on my son! Finish him FINISH HIM!!!!"
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must say there are some smashing ones on here well done all keep them coming please feel free to add any amusing photos etc
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"Listen lads, if i am ever shown that door over there,....................remember me!!"cockney hammer wrote:
True legend!!
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"Darren Darren pull our fingers.......we can do that out our a*ses!!cockney hammer wrote:
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As a result of our lavish summer spending, kids, lets welcome our new Sporting Nutritionist: Benni McCarthycockney hammer wrote: