David Gold said my willy was too big and that I have to sit in here before training to make it smaller.cockney hammer wrote:
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"Are you sure this is how to do the ice bucket challenge?"
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Latest west ham signing wheeled from, then back to, the treatment roomcockney hammer wrote:
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"So my agent he say 'West Ham United want you for big monee...what do you think?' - so I say 'Yeah...bucket, why not?".cockney hammer wrote:
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"Ay Carlos....you know, I don't think that Iceland guy we spoke to WAS the food shopping delivery driver after all".cockney hammer wrote:
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Carlos Sanchez, proving that David Sullivan's patented, 'African Detector Machine', actually does work.
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cockney hammer wrote:
"18 kilos of my country's finest? You got it Andy"
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cockney hammer wrote:
Yeah I know Carlos apparently there's some dodgy guy interested in buying the club and as a Sweetener he gave the club a job lot of trousers that were far too long for him.
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"Fucka dis, I'ma goa back to Chile, adiós bubble blowing cuntsa!!"cockney hammer wrote:
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"'So here are my knees, I can still see my boots, BUT WTF !?!....my lower legs are slowly disappearing!"cockney hammer wrote:
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"While that kid is running on the pitch distracting everyone, I've just got time to leave a little present in their penalty area. Here it comes........................... "