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"I wouldn't touch Brady with yours..."
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I haven’t seen him recently so it’s good to see Cockney Hammer around again! (Unless I’ve just been reading the wrong topics)

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I know it was you Davo. You broke Joe Hart. You broke Joe Hart
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Pellers has always reminded me a bit of an older Martin Landau.
Still, I suppose both can now claim to have been involved in 'Mission: Impossible'.
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Moyes: "Just don't mention Africans, Manny. I was wrinkle-free before I came here"...
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I've just brought the new away kit, from Metebelis III, with me..
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SammyLeeWasOffside wrote:I know it was you Davo. You broke Joe Hart. You broke Joe Hart

Sullivan is a pimp. He never could have outfought the RWHFAG. But I didn't know until this day that it was Brady all along.
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You'd have thought they'd have had a new jacket made for me, this one of Moysie's still smells of panic slightly clouded by Hai Karate
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“Hold on, only the top half?, Why do I have to wear these stupid yellow socks?”
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Karen will do you over the desk with a strap on, it's one of the perks of the job.
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Pellegrini: "I am unharmed, they are treating me well, please meet their demands, I miss my family"
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somerset-hammer wrote:Pellegrini: "I am unharmed, they are treating me well, please meet their demands, I miss my family"
"You had me going there until the bit where you sad they were treating you well"
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Coops wrote:
"You had me going there until the bit where you sad they were treating you well"

A desperate man held captive will say anything, especially with a dildo pointing at his balloon knot..
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
****ing hell Stuart I told you not leave the cones out on the pitch, that's Carroll out for the season now.
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somerset-hammer wrote:

A desperate man held captive will say anything, especially with a dildo pointing at his balloon knot..
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Iron-on-transfer wrote:Image

Pellers has always reminded me a bit of an older Martin Landau.
Still, I suppose both can now claim to have been involved in 'Mission: Impossible'.
:wink:
That would be worrying as Landau died years ago.
Oh and was born in 1928.
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