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[cockney hammer]

class ludeks gloves

[Bamber Gascoigne]

Walking Football Team seek Goalkeeper*




(preferably with own gloves as on tight budget)

[Bamber Gascoigne]

[The_Dead_Ball]

[quote="Bamber Gascoigne"]
Amputee Football Team looking for Goalkeeper with no legs!

[cockney hammer]

tdb


take a bow pmsl at that one top darts sir

[Bend it like Repka]

Choose this club and there is no way back, they will take the best of you.

[Polaroid]

West Ham Chairman and Manager pose with newly appointed backroom staff.
(left to right) Enzo Maresca, Ruben Cousillas, Manuel Pellegrini, David Sullivan, Xavi Valero, Felix Cao and Jose Cabello

[cockney hammer]

superb mr repka see we re getting the best of you with that one

[OFT]

I thought this new stadium was supposed to be Nirvana.

[S-H]

Jenkinson: "R....I.....S....E"

Optician: "Good, and now the next line"

Jenkinson: "O.....F..........T.......H.......E.."

Optician: "Excellent, and the next?"

Jenkinson: "K.........R........A........Y.......S"

Optician: "Welcome to West Ham Utd football club!"

[badabing]

With this very latest optical enhancement you should now be able to see the pitch from the upper tiers

[ageing hammer]

Sully now looks like an even bigger caant

[badabing]

After the success of his Krays film,auditions for Sully`s reboot of Reservoir Dogs were proving a tad disappointing.

[cockney hammer]

[cockney hammer]

[S-H]

Doctor: "Don't worry Aaron, ignore the fact we are using a towel as a curtain, and the nurse has come to work in her wedding dress, she's still drunk. Fear not you are in safe hands, these are state-of-the-art facilities, now, which side is your heart?

[The_Dead_Ball]

David Sullivan's cost cutting plans for a Marquee Signing hits the fan as scientists forgets to wear bras on their heads!

[ageing hammer]

Cresswell reading the graffiti all over the ceiling,

Andy wos here , Andy wos here, Andy wos here ( pick any date you like )

[The_Dead_Ball]

“Aaron, relax take no notice of all the cameras and that Mr Sullivan and his good friend Mr Dover are here sitting in those directors chairs..... The gimp’s mask?? No, no it’s a device to monitor your breathing!”

[Joyeux Marteau]

So you promise to not put anything embarrassing behind me on this Green Screen?